h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Was, not is, as it was swallowed by a cleaning bot.
Try the bin of that bot, and look for a gray towel.

As we found out (well, Titania did it) the cleaning bot was hit with Yossarians towel. And I'm a bit afraid of this cleaning bot so I better don't take it out. maybe when Bumblebee comes back, she was quite good with it. I have an idea that maybe my towel is in the piratesses SPA on the Blood of the Zaphodistas...

Hi S'pe;lug:x nice to meet you too, Is that the correct way to type your name?

I would really bother Fred. Just call me x or :x, much easier to type

*Enters*
G'day all. Beautiful mornin', it's a lazy ol' saturday, and I've finished my w**k. *sarcastically* O darn. Now all I have left to do is goof off. *harder sarcasm* Or make good use of my time. Hmmm... Never really been here before. I think I'll try. . . The Asteroid Lil!

It's not midday yet. Why am I out of bed? please, IIEM.... will try to look for the towel whilst this place is empty.

a please. i'm trying to put off the inveitable, revision

OOOh You have my sympathy. The one bit of higher education I don't miss! This might help(virtual chocolate is even fat free!!!

ooooo, thanks
i've got mocks, starting tommorrow
what make it worse is that i'm ill! i wouldn't be going to school otherwise.

Does that mean you're doing Standard Grades?

GCSE's, and one AS level as i did science GCSE early

Its just that I have my GCSE prelims after Christmas, so I have all the holidays to revise in . My year-head says that we can have the first weekend off then we have to start revising
No fun at all.

we have our mocks now
i havn't actually started revising yet

not the best plan but don't worry.
mocks for what?
GCSE'S or equivilent?

basically, we do pretend GCSE's now, so we know what to expect in the sumer

i remember it well.
tip1 they are not as hard as the teachers make out.
tip2 don't waste this summer it will be your longest and most fun for a long time(or until you compleate your a-levels if u take them)

IIEM, a blue java, please.
*sits in a comfy armchair and takes a newspaper*

** enters, feeding a black bundle to the cleaning bot **

Can I have a double espresso please?

** sighs **
Why are you making it so difficult, Hati, do you like being towelless?

It is alabaster white, lost to a cleaning bot, lost in the Piratesses SPA, embroidered... any more characteristics left out?

Think about what that poor lost towel is going through now

You didn't even post your loss at the Missing Towel Board: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A391871

** quietly sips nice hot espresso **

No, the cleaning bot episode was with Yossarians towel, my mistake.
My towel is friendly, goodlooking, well behaving.

Please don't mention the mock exams, mine start in under a week and I feel guilty for not spending every free second revising... I just don't feel guilty anough to actually do any work.
IIEM a black please