h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know, Hatifnat, maybe duct tape? It's like the Force, you know: It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the Universe together.

both

The only serious answer I've found for that question, by the way, is Time. Everything else is just really a distraction that could possibly make it worse.

By the way, I now have three browsers, one for each of my H2G2 IDs, so I don't have to log in and out.

I have 2, but neither of them works properly.

Time, said you? Where do they give that?

Irv, why do you need 3 ID-s?

I'm still thinking about the real answer, so for now, here's me dumb one:

The way to mend a broken heart is to go and, like, look at something that isn't going to make you feel bad. Like, yeah...

Anyway, now that we've gotten that messy bit out of the way, I'll try to come up with a good answer as soon as I can. I'll probably end up being haunted by the question for the next several hours, but I will get an answer within the next day. I promise

I'd agree with time, and muy vanilla ice cream.

That happens if you start with the most stupid question.
I'll try to ask easier stupid question: what time is it?

Time for a party? (harharhar)

Ice cream??? That's a really good idea! I'll give it a chance when I sneeze less than 30 times per hour.

But now my dearest friends of the nightshift, it's my bedtime. I promised myself to go to sleep before midnight and I have only 45 minutes left.

Night, Hati

Yoss!

*sips iced *

Now it's Yom Kippur (fyi) so I will be taking a special nonexistent coffee.

[:x]

*pours non-existant coffee for those observing yom kippur*

In answer to (who was it?)'s question, I need three IDs to keep myself sane: 1) is a middle of the road, neutral, café owner who, while he is opinionated, doesn't get too involved in the larger issues. 2) is a Super Villain, and he is quite evil. Let's me be agressive online instead of in real life. 3) is a Super Hero, an Activist, and a regular at Lil's Atelier. That way I get to vent all my stronger emotions. I found that Irving Washington just wasn't cut out to be a Super Hero. And backlog in both Lils and the Aroma is easier when I split my time between two personalities.

Oh, I see. Thank you.
I am just an absentminded lady with a big handbag and cacti in my pockets. I think it is good enough for all the places I've been to. Even on the pirate ship I am just Hatifnat, the gardener.

IIEM, a cappuccino, please. A sweet way to start a new day.

I am far less sane than should be acceptable

I am sane.

lucky you