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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 8, 2001
I blame the BeeGees for disco, and they were Australian. And I spell it "doughnuts" too.
/* looks out window towards the forest, wondering about Zeppo */
IIEM, a cappuccino please.
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Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 8, 2001
We could start a campaign for a smiley. I could look like a doughtnut without a hold with jam in the middle. Plus there could be smileys for different types of coffee. It would stop the 
looking like to or the 
looking like the . Or we could just join the campaign for a towel smiley and start serving towels round here.
IIEM, could I have a 
please with my order of a 
.
NB. No smileys for |:| or |:|| from the drinkies page.
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Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 8, 2001
* IIEM spits out a that tastes like a |:| and a plus a *
Oops, I hope I have messed up the machine with that side-order of a towel. Any engineers around here?
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Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 8, 2001
What's happend to Zeppo 
d'Elaphant?
PS. Why do you use /* */ for you actions? Are you a programmer?
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Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 8, 2001
Spelling mistake up there. That should really be I hope I haven't messed up the machine.
I didn't do it on purpose.... promise.
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Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 8, 2001
This is some monologue. I've single handedly now posted 5 messages in a row!!!! 
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Sep 8, 2001
mind if I break the spree and get me a white HC? thank you 
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Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 8, 2001
Careful with the IIEM, I think it hates me.
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Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 8, 2001
Careful with the IIEM, I think it hates me.
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Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 8, 2001
*
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Hati Posted Sep 8, 2001
I don't spell 
, I eat it.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Sep 8, 2001
Zeppo is off in the forest, looking for Ludwig the Labrador. I miss him, that's all.
I'm not a programmer, but I do know Pascal, Assembly, something called PL/CS, a dollop of scripting languages, and I just learned some Java recently. I don't why I use /* */ for actions, it just seemed right at the time. In fact, when I was learning Java it took me a while to realize that /* */ was the syntax for comments, and there I was using it on h2g2 every day.
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Yeliab {h2g2as} Posted Sep 9, 2001
/* */ as in, IIEM could I have a for the following example....
/* takes and sits down*/
or
*drinks and thinks about going to bed*
I allways use example 2. Thanks IIEM.
Yikes I'm tyred. All this ADSL is getting to me, I just don't want to go to bed, there so many games to play and places to go..... 
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Sep 9, 2001
Pulp free orange juice, s'il vous plait...
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Sep 9, 2001
Sure is good to see you at the old places, Ioreth. Now if only Odradek would come back...
I think you need some anti-coffee, Yeliab.
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Sep 9, 2001
thanks it really is good to be back...
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Sep 9, 2001
I hope the IIEM isn't broken... let me see...
*Opens up the back, searches around, and pulls out -- a towel*
I'm afraid this got stuck in there. Um, who ordered a towel?
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Sep 9, 2001
Back to my old habits, it's 3 AM, I'm not a bit tired, I'm drinking orange juice, listening to the all-night jazz station and surfing H2G2. A year in Israel didn't change me much I guess... one coffee of the month, I guess?
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Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 9, 2001
I'm going to have to admit that it was me who ordered the towel.
*wakes up after starting to speak*
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Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted Sep 9, 2001
whhhheeeeeehhheeeeeee! i've finally arrived after trolling through 2 days of backlog! a 
please!
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