h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, how is his gran, by the way?

She's doing better! Did he tell you how worried she was that he was going off to meet strangers from online? She thought we were "drug addicts and rapists" ... she was surprised when he came home after spending a day with me bearing home-baked cookies and an angel pin!

Hello everybody. Didn't realise there was a Christian group on h2g2 ... but now I know!

Although I'm known as 'Sister Bluebird' I have definitely not taken holy orders. Sister Bluebird's a hippy sort of name: "Sister Bluebird flying high above, Shine your wings forward to the sun" - taken from some dodgy lyrics by Jon Anderson of Yes.

Can't think of much else to say. Just wanted to drop in and say hello.

Hey there, Sister Bluebird.

Hi SisterBluebird!

Hi Sister Bluebird!

*joins in*

Hi Sister Bluebird!

*wonders what to say next*

*feels a bit awkward and embarrassed at all the attention*

Hello...

...Again.

*really unsure of where this conversation will go next*

Anyone for a ?

*sticks little finger out daintily and sips *

Sure, I'll have some... *sips *

Herbal for me, please!

*picks some random leaves from the garden and sprinkles them into a cup of boiling water for Shea*

What kinda is it?
Whatever kind it is, it's yummy!

Erm... *looks at garden* perhaps I'd better not tell you.

::: looks into cup of :::

Gee, thanks Peregrin ...

I was going to have herbal but have changed my mind.

*wonders if its true that chamomile tea is made from soap because it tastes like it*

*wonders if soap is made from chamomile tea mixed with whale fat*

Ewwwwwwwww....

*twiddles*

Well, it used to be...