h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*s Shorty*

I was sort of in a hurry... had meetings to go to...

*looks at muddy on the floor*

Shorty - have you been out walking Peregrins computer? And in your bare feet? In the rain?

Not on my clean floor!

Never mind! Still got a square of left if you want a bit.

*offers Shorty a square of

You found me out.

*takes *

Mmm! Yummy!

Yay! Bare feet rule

Yay! Bare feet rule

*wiggles her toes*

*accidentally rolls computer chair over bare toes*


OW!!!


Hey, I had this good this morning. It was called Irish Breakfast Tea, but I don't feel anymore Irish than I normally am (and yes, I am Irish).

Me wants hot tea...

Earl said they LOST the Pocahontas dorm microwaves!!! How do you lose a microwave? And how do you lose the honors dorm microwave?! *walks away, shaking head and muttering*

Is this the latest thing? ... taking electical items out for walks? First a computer, now the honors dorm microwave. Well, that must be how you manage to lose a microwave - right?! Obviously it made a bid for freedom.

Oh yes, and Irish Breakfast Tea is really nice. I'm of Irish descent (my dad's family are all Irish) but it doesn't make me feel any more Irish either. Still, its a nice way to start your day.

Ooooaah... not MORE tea...

I never thought I'd say it, but you can have too much tea! If you could see Mr T at this moment, you'd notice that he's a peculiar shade of brown. No this isn't because he doesn't wash, but because 75% of his body mass is now made of tea.

*swaps perspective again*

It's those people at my office. They make tea when we get in, tea mid-morning, post-lunch tea, tea in the afternoon, tea to round off the day...

But, hon, you don't have to drink it...

What?! Pass up a tea break?! Never!

I've discovered an excellent way of never being asked to make the tea at work. I don't have a clue how to make it, so my tea is always disgusting, thus somebody else always makes it

I've found an excellent way of never being asked to make the tea at work, but it does involve standing on a tray and swinging the teapot around my head on a thin piece of twine, lungeing at anyone who approaches me with a bent teaspoon (while of course wearing the tea cosy as a hat).

Here, Mandy.

Next best thing to real, hot tea.

My gran used to make tea by first heating up the tea leaves in a tea pot, adding hot water then pouring into a cup. She never used a tea strainer. The result was that any unwary visitors would not only be surprised at the strength of the tea, but also finish off their cuppa with a mouthful of tea leaves if not careful.

As a child, this nearly put me off tea, but not quite.

Eww!!

Here's one I made earlier

You got that from a machine and you know it.