h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hope it's not the same that has just been laying on the dungeon floor.

Me too!

Who runs the bar here anyway - does anyone know ???

I've no idea


Things just appear, and disappear, Milady

I surely hope it doesn't disappear with us in it.

Shall we retire, Milady?



*picks up her Matt*

Well I'm not old enough yet .... but if you can get me a good package I'd consider it.

*giggles*


I was being all posh..

Oh , my mistake.

Come on! It's time for bed, said zebedee!

Rightio .....


*finishes drink and staggers out*

*drags the Matt*

*puts out candles*

locks door

*tries to get in, but someone's locked the door*

*trudges off to get a drink elsewhere*

*gives the door the secret rap and as if by magic it opens*


I'll have a large bacardi and coke please barperson ....

I'm not sure we have a bar person currently. Last time I was here, lil told Hoggy to serve the drinks, I think.

I thought there was a man with a silver tray to bring us the drinks.


I'll drink up anyway .... I'm on anti-biotics again so it's the only drinking I'll be doing for a while.

In that case, I'Ll go and get you your large bacardi cola.

Awww ...


You are so good to me Bel.