h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Ahem*



Not that bright it seems.

.... and what sort of look do you call that then.



Not becoming at all.

Ooops.. Sorry..


Is this better ?

Yes that look has a certain something.

Or is this one better?

That look does suit you terribly well.



I'd stick with that one.

It definitely makes me look wise, huh?

Is that what it is .... I wasn't sure, but now you mention it, yes it does make you look wise.

Thank you!


Do you ever open your mail, Milady?

Sometimes.

*giggles*

Well I don't usually expect to get much mail at this time of night and anyway - it's usually bills.







If you see Bill by the way tell him to stop getting his mail sent to me.

I'll tell his mate, Hugh

Yeah he might listen to Hugh.

Well, he doesn't listen to me

I hate to bring this up in the pub but does anyone *actually* listen to you?

*looks at the table*


No! I didn't even get me Chardonnay !!!

Oh dear - you should have said earlier and I'd have gotten you one ... or two .... but it is rather late for that now isn't it?

Yep. The 's up on the bar!