A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Sep 4, 2000
(Satan feeds his dragon a whale steak to calm her down)
(the dragon sniffs Humungous but unfortunately doesn't roast him alive)
I thought elephants were afraid of mice?
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Sep 5, 2000
As far as I can see, you just walk in the door and you're instantly a convert. 
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Sep 5, 2000
Our Archbishop, Marv the Grate, should be informed if you'd like to become a member. He's usually at the Church's homepage on http://www.h2g2.com/A193754 We'd like new members, Saint Redfish!
*Looks apprehensively at Satan's dragon, which really is very beautiful, and urges Emma into the water well away from where the dragon is squatting.*
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Sep 6, 2000
Be welcome friend Redfish. Let me know what title that you would like and I will be happy to add you to the roster.
-Archbishop Marv
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Sep 6, 2000
(Satan's dragon looks at the water distastefully)
(Satan's dragon starts looking round for Satan, who has inexplicably turned invisible)
It's okay, I'm here.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Sep 7, 2000
*Is busily brushing Emma before she will allow the elephant to go into the water. A cloud of dust rises from her efforts and settles in the air, and over the Phreds, including Satan. She spies the outline of the fallen one and sees that he is standing with hands on hips and is looking dusty and irritated.*
Sorry! We'll be done in just a moment. I can brush you off too if you'd like.
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Sep 7, 2000
(the dust disappears in a flash of flame)
How dare you!
(sulks)
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Sep 7, 2000
Bluebottle, do you want to help me with Emma?
*Urging the big girl into the river, Mari-rae slips on a rock and plunges face first into the water. She stands up a sodden wreck. Her dress is plastered to her ample form, her hair has come undone, her hat is floating away with the current, and her stockings are ruined. Emma thinks she is playing and squirts her from behind with a blast of water from her trunk.*
S***!!!!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Sep 8, 2000
Mari-rae, would you mind having Emma spray in the other direction please, we've got brownies over here!
Dr. D
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Sep 9, 2000
* A gleam of mischief grows in her eyes and she bends down and scoops up a handful of mud. She throws it at Kumabear, but misses and plasters both Bluebottle and Satan.*
Woo hoo! Two for one!!
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 10, 2000
Emma and I aren't amused... Well, we are, as you got Satan too 
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Satan - Lord of the Underworld Posted Sep 10, 2000
(Satan, with a distinct lack of humour, scowls and tries to wipe the mud off, as it's spoiling his invisible look)
(Satan picks up a handful of smelly sulphurous mud and throws it back)
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Sep 10, 2000
*It hits her right in her ample bosom...*
Ok, this is war!!
*... she scoops a large handful of mud up and kind of jumps onto Satan's back and shovels it down inside his shirt while laughing in a heeheehee manner.*
Heeheehee, got you!
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- 161: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Sep 4, 2000)
- 162: Bluebottle (Sep 5, 2000)
- 163: RedFish ><> (Sep 5, 2000)
- 164: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Sep 5, 2000)
- 165: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Sep 5, 2000)
- 166: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Sep 6, 2000)
- 167: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Sep 6, 2000)
- 168: Kumabear (Sep 6, 2000)
- 169: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Sep 6, 2000)
- 170: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Sep 7, 2000)
- 171: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Sep 7, 2000)
- 172: Bluebottle (Sep 7, 2000)
- 173: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Sep 7, 2000)
- 174: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Sep 8, 2000)
- 175: Kumabear (Sep 9, 2000)
- 176: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Sep 9, 2000)
- 177: Bluebottle (Sep 10, 2000)
- 178: Satan - Lord of the Underworld (Sep 10, 2000)
- 179: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Sep 10, 2000)
- 180: Bluebottle (Sep 10, 2000)
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