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The hills of Switzerland!
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 18, 2000
*there is a howling sound in the distance*
The hills of Switzerland!
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 18, 2000
Er, yes, sorry about that. It was only me, i er..........couldn't find the bar in this place, but i have now 
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Apr 18, 2000
*JTWL drops inexpertly out of the sky on what could almost be, but not quite, a parachute. He lands, falls over, sits up and stares glumly around*
Wow, found you. Good thing I found that airstrip back in Switzerland. Don't know why you decided to run to Romania though. I would have chosen Italy. All those lovely villas to rent, olives growing, wine, cheese, frescos......
Er, I noticed a few bats flitting around whilst inexpertly dropping from the sky. They looked to have sharp pointy teeth. I suppose the may have difficult fruit around here....
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 19, 2000
Loreth, you look beautiful in your angel wings!
*Emma plods on up to the haunted looking mansion and stops at the door.*
If you think I'm going to be the first to knock, you've got another think coming. (what knockers! BTW)
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Apr 19, 2000
Mari-Rae, that's an i please
I dare say that as penance to the brownie for my long absence I will take upon myself this responsibility.
*Knock, knock*
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billypilgrim Posted Apr 19, 2000
*Futon looks nervously around at the other elephants, with an expression that clearly says she thinks it was a big fat mistake for her to ever leave Africa behind*
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 19, 2000
Never fear, Linus is here.
Anyone for some dutch courage before we go on?
*profers bottle to all present, including elephants *
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 19, 2000
*Bottle passes silently from hand to hand and trunk to trunk.*
(hissing whisper)...ask if we can use the bathroom...
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 19, 2000
*The door creaks open to reveal........The Good Doctor!*
Hi everybody! Come on in!
Dr. D
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 19, 2000
*Mouth hangs open in surprise. Slides down from Emma and goes up to Dr. D. Pokes him in the chest with a rigid finger.*
I suppose you think this is funny? You better have working plumbing in there. And a drinks cart.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 19, 2000
*grins evilly*
Yes, there is plumbing and a drink cart full of bloody mary's!
*once again grins evilly and adds an evil laugh for effect!*
Dr. D
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 19, 2000
Did someone say bloody mary, yes please
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 20, 2000
"Burnt Mary" or "Flaming Mary" sounds much better...
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 20, 2000
*Still grinning evilly*
Here you go Linus! Put the flamethrower away BB!
Dr. D
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 21, 2000
*Dr J wanders in (late as usual) carrying assorted sharpened stakes (and some rare steaks) and a selection of crucifixes*
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Apr 21, 2000
And one tofu steak, pour moi.
Eh - Dr. D - how long have you been around this place?
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Zed Posted Apr 21, 2000
Come.
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=25058&thread=48567 ith where you thould be.
Zed
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The hills of Switzerland!
- 121: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 18, 2000)
- 122: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 18, 2000)
- 123: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Apr 18, 2000)
- 124: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 19, 2000)
- 125: Ioreth (on hiatus) (Apr 19, 2000)
- 126: billypilgrim (Apr 19, 2000)
- 127: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 19, 2000)
- 128: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 19, 2000)
- 129: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 19, 2000)
- 130: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 19, 2000)
- 131: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 19, 2000)
- 132: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 19, 2000)
- 133: Bluebottle (Apr 20, 2000)
- 134: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 20, 2000)
- 135: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 21, 2000)
- 136: Ioreth (on hiatus) (Apr 21, 2000)
- 137: Zed (Apr 21, 2000)
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