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The hills of Switzerland!
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 3, 2000
*Appearing through the remaining smoke from he knows not where, thankfully still with Thirsty and Thirstier carrying the bar between them*
Er.....i've got no idea whats been happening for the last 4 weeksbut it's good to be back 
It is good to be back isn't it ????
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Alien Posted Apr 3, 2000
Oh yes, it's good to be back!! Though I wasn't here -- there -- before back, so I wouldn't actually know... It's good to be here anyway... And good to have you back... Whoever you are and where ever you were...
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 3, 2000
I've only been away a week, and that was bad enough...
The longest I've been away from H2G2 was 22 weeks over last summer... That wasn't nice either.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 3, 2000
put the room right on this mark
*Dr D. draws an "X" in the mud that was snow before BB got to it*
good, good!
*as the room is put on the "X" there is the sound of trumpets, Dr. D is blasted back 6 feet due to the intensity of the sound*
Dr. D
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 3, 2000
*Doctor J returns wearing a dry set of clothing and swearing vengeance on Emma (but very quietly)*
Mumble, mumble !!**??@@##!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 4, 2000
*Her ears still ringing.*
Linus! It IS good to have you back again. Now if 'Nonnie would return we'd have just about everybody we started with. And its beginning to seem as though we are near the end... Who is going into the room to look for the Ark? If there's any kind of a spooky mist that eminates from it remember to avert your eyes. Otherwise your head might explode. I volunteer to hang back here with the elephants.
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 4, 2000
Hello there Mari-rae
You could join me at the bar, its still fully stocked,which is a miracle in its own right, and has shown to be safe(well, apart from self inflicted injuries)
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 5, 2000
I'll go!
*Dr. D disappears into the room. There is nothing but silence for several minutes and then a loud crash and whoops of joy. Dr. D comes running out of the room, he has a rather nice tan.*
We found it!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 5, 2000
er, what exactly...........the perfect tanning machine ???
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 5, 2000
Don't ask me, Linus. He had a good tan b4 he went in..............................So, maybe it's the Ark of the True Brow...... *A flash of heavenly fire sears his eyebrows* ummmmmm.
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 6, 2000
Where are the knights that say Ni when you need them !!!!!
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billypilgrim Posted Apr 6, 2000
Quick!! Bring out the Holy Hand Granade of Antioch!!
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 6, 2000
There are no knights that go Ni! But there are knights that go "Ekky, ekky, ekky, f'tang!
*Bring me a shrubbery!"
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billypilgrim Posted Apr 6, 2000
In order to find the Ark, you must cut down the tallest tree in the forest WITH........ a herring. 
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 6, 2000
A HerrING! You're a loony, you are! 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 6, 2000
*thinks to himself 'oh dear what have i started'*
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 6, 2000
I don't know, but I garuntee that when I take out my matches there won't be.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 6, 2000
*Frozen in the act of climbing up to the bar platform with Linus at all the commotion.*
Well, what'd he find? What'd he find? Dr.D!! What is it?
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 6, 2000
I think he's been struck dumb. And there is only one thing that has the power to do that.....................
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- 21: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 3, 2000)
- 22: Alien (Apr 3, 2000)
- 23: Bluebottle (Apr 3, 2000)
- 24: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 3, 2000)
- 25: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 3, 2000)
- 26: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 4, 2000)
- 27: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 4, 2000)
- 28: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 5, 2000)
- 29: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 5, 2000)
- 30: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 5, 2000)
- 31: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 6, 2000)
- 32: billypilgrim (Apr 6, 2000)
- 33: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 6, 2000)
- 34: billypilgrim (Apr 6, 2000)
- 35: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 6, 2000)
- 36: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 6, 2000)
- 37: Alien (Apr 6, 2000)
- 38: Bluebottle (Apr 6, 2000)
- 39: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 6, 2000)
- 40: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 6, 2000)
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