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The hills of Switzerland!
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 12, 2000
*Pouring vodka over the ice in her glass and adding a splash of tonic...*
Well, where have YOU BEEN??? Do you see how Baron Bear Slide has led us astray and boobie-trapped the room with false Godesses and phony maps? And Bluebottle has burned a good portion of the Alps? And we have elephants here that need feeding and care?
*Looks into Marv's eyes and goes all soppy.*
Oh Brownies... what'll you have to drink?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 12, 2000
Gin and Tonic please!
Dr. D
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 13, 2000
*Pours a nice large gt for Zonker.*
Well, I suppose we can look on the bright side. We're in the Swiss Alps with cheap transportation, lots of food and refreshments, and good company. Where to now? Italy?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 13, 2000
I've always wanted to see Germany.
Dr. D
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 13, 2000
Somewhere warm would be nice !!!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 13, 2000
We're not going to far from here linus!
The Good Doctor
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 13, 2000
No one expects the Spanish Expedition !!!!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 14, 2000
I for one, am tired of traveling and I just want to sit for awhile, eating brownies and getting thoroughly toasted!
The Good Doctor
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 15, 2000
You are a brave man to mention wanting to be toasted with you-know-who around. Isn't Italy warm? Also they have art there, and pasta, and wine. We could all pitch in and rent an entire Villa...
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 15, 2000
Now there's an idea! I vote for Italy, but definitely not Tuscany: we're likely to meet half the British Government having a holiday there.
BTW We can use this H2G2 official credit card that I definitely did not liberate from Peta (all hail Community Editor but not as much as All Hail To The True Brownie)
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billypilgrim Posted Apr 15, 2000
What the....?
Did you hear that?
Uh-oh, the elephants are looking a bit restless.
Oh, no!!!
STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*entire gathering scrambles for shelter*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 15, 2000
Aaaaiiieeeeeoooooo....!!!!!
*Hanging onto the bar platform with both gloved hands. Loses her flowery hat and one shoe. Looks anxiously for Emma and sees her faithful elephant gallumphing along behind Historic.*
Oh halp! Oh my!
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 15, 2000
So, I take that as meaning the elephants are less than happy about going to Italy.
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billypilgrim Posted Apr 15, 2000
Or maybe they got into the bad brownies. 
(she said, hanging desperately to a tree branch)
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 15, 2000
Maybe ~BOUNCE~ they are ~BOUNCE~ heading toward Italy ~BOUNCE~ after ~BOUNCE~ becoming overexcited ~BOUNCE~ at the mention of pasta? ~BOUNCE~BOUNCE~
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coelacanth Posted Apr 15, 2000
Anyone have a WAP?
If so, we’ve installed a web cam on the bus going around the Falls. Dr John has nodded off, and doesn’t know you are watching at:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=47074
Coelacanth, Mari-rae, Gwennie and alicat (Birthday tomorrow) 
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 15, 2000
It's all a lie! She's hallucinating!
That's absolute proof that the brownies were FALSE.
Faster, Rolling Thunder (Dr J's elephant), onward to the land of wine, pasta and opera.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 16, 2000
*Dust billows, pachyderms trumpet and run, run and trumpet, while the Phreds bravely hold on. It is a stirring sight, one that the Swiss will never soon forget. Left behind in their wake is a somewhat dented tin of brownies that a brown cow sporting a bell soon discovers. She nibbles them thoughtfully. And that night the milk she gives tastes like chocolate fudge, while the cow feels very, very relaxed.*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 16, 2000
Whoa Nurse! Slow down! Nurse! Nurse!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 16, 2000
*Thankfully the bar area is fully proofed against such occasions as this and all the bottles are in good shape*
Does anyone want a drink........and please no orders for Martinis shaken not stirred thanks..........
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- 81: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 12, 2000)
- 82: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 12, 2000)
- 83: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 13, 2000)
- 84: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 13, 2000)
- 85: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 13, 2000)
- 86: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 13, 2000)
- 87: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 13, 2000)
- 88: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 14, 2000)
- 89: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 15, 2000)
- 90: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 15, 2000)
- 91: billypilgrim (Apr 15, 2000)
- 92: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 15, 2000)
- 93: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 15, 2000)
- 94: billypilgrim (Apr 15, 2000)
- 95: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 15, 2000)
- 96: coelacanth (Apr 15, 2000)
- 97: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 15, 2000)
- 98: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 16, 2000)
- 99: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 16, 2000)
- 100: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 16, 2000)
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