A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
The hills of Switzerland!
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 10, 2000
*Dr. D sits up as if startled.*
Headache! What's in those Brownies? This can't be right!
*Dr. D forcefully takes BB flame thrower and starts hosing down the room*
Dr. D
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billypilgrim Posted Apr 10, 2000
Quick!!! Someone stop him, before he destroys everything!!
*Graps Dr. D by the shoulders and shakes him*
"Dr D, Dr D, there's nothing wrong with the Brownies. Can you hear me?!?!
*editor's note: the word "goddess" is intentionally misspelled in the title "Godess Gracious" due to a typo somewhere waaaaayyyyy back when we first set out*
The hills of Switzerland!
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 10, 2000
*Spraying flame all over the place*
It's not the true ark! It is an evil entity put in place by Hostess!
Dr. D
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billypilgrim Posted Apr 10, 2000
*puzzled look*
Hostess, as in the people who make Twinkies?!?!
But they TASTE like real brownies. I definitely don't taste any emulsifiers or hydrogenated soybean oil or corn syrup.....
How can you be sure, Dr. D?
(personally, I think he's gone a bit mad.... 
)
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 10, 2000
There is no Godess! There is only the Brownie! We have NEVER professed to worship a godess! This is not the true Ark of the Brownie!
*Turns his flamethrower on the Ark, which promptly melts into a liquid that strangely resembles the cream filling from a Twinkie.*
See! I told you it was not the true ark!
*Continues burning room*
Dr. D
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 10, 2000
*Stands with open mouth.*
AY-yi-yi! The Horrible Hostesses Have Hove Havoc Here!!! Help!!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 10, 2000
I told you it was safer here in the bar..........
Here, wash your mouth out with one of my specially prepared Brownie Delight cocktails.
*thinks: just as well i made big batch*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 10, 2000
Thank You Linus! That really hit the spot!
Dr. D
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 11, 2000
*Dr J staggers in slightly singed.*
I knew it. The bear is the Anti-Brownie!!!!!!!!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 11, 2000
*Climbs back up to the bar(its located on a platform that goes across the backs of two elephants) and plunks down on the edge, feet dangling. Accepts much needed drink from Linus and adjusts her flowered hat.*
I never thought the Baron would lead us astray. That Bear needs disciplining. Where is Zed? Just when you need somebody he disappears. We should call Marv. Maybe he can point us in the right direction.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 11, 2000
Too bad you didn't get to BB. *Smiles evilly.*
Dr. D
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 11, 2000
I'm not convinced he won't get another chance though, the way things are going.
So, where to next??
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 11, 2000
I say we sit and rest here for a very long while, eats lots of brownies, and absolutely nothing else!
Dr. D
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 11, 2000
Certainly we can eat Brownies exclusively, but we will need to do some serious drinking as well
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 12, 2000
*Dr J needs no encouragement. He is already into his third drink and fifth brownie.*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 12, 2000
*Gets up and opens Linus's 'fridge to find the makings for a nice large vt.*
Got any limes?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 12, 2000
Do limes grow in switzerland?
Dr. D
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Apr 12, 2000
No, but wherever the Archbishop is there are bottles of tequila and limes nearby!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 12, 2000
*Looking down sullenly*
Yeah but the Archbishop doesn't frequent these parts anymore.....
*Looks up startled*
MARV!!!!
Dr. D
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- 61: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 10, 2000)
- 62: billypilgrim (Apr 10, 2000)
- 63: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 10, 2000)
- 64: billypilgrim (Apr 10, 2000)
- 65: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 10, 2000)
- 66: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 10, 2000)
- 67: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 10, 2000)
- 68: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 10, 2000)
- 69: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 11, 2000)
- 70: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 11, 2000)
- 71: Bluebottle (Apr 11, 2000)
- 72: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 11, 2000)
- 73: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 11, 2000)
- 74: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 11, 2000)
- 75: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 11, 2000)
- 76: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 12, 2000)
- 77: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 12, 2000)
- 78: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 12, 2000)
- 79: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Apr 12, 2000)
- 80: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 12, 2000)
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