A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
The hills of Switzerland!
Alien Posted Mar 31, 2000
Umm... How did I get to Switzerland?? Weird...
*sits down on the ground and takes some brownies out of her bag starting to eat them*
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 31, 2000
Looks like I'm the first one here.
*Becomes aware of Alien being (mainly because his elephant refuses to take another step)*
Oh, well, time for breakfast. *Sets out portable espresso machine and large plate of brownies and doughnuts*
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Alien Posted Mar 31, 2000
*Suddenly realizes that a huge elephant is about to step on her. Offers elephant a brownie and takes a safe distance to the brownie-eating animal.*
Hello there!! Now there's two of us... And the elephant... Here, have an extraterrestrial brownie!!
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 31, 2000
Don't worry about the elephant, it's perfectly harmless (and there'll be a few more along shortly).
*Takes offered brownie.* Very tasty. How do you get the glowing effect on these?
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 31, 2000
Well this is an Historic occasion.
*Historic lifts his head at the mention of his name*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 31, 2000
*Emma drops Historic's tail and snuffles around for a Brownie.*
Hi guys! Breakfast sounds wonderful. Scoots down from Emma and begins cracking eggs into a bowl.
Alien, Hi! Still got your shovel?
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 31, 2000
Breakfast becomes lunch. And we are still chasing the Ark aren't we?
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Alien Posted Mar 31, 2000
My shovel? Of course I've got my shovel... And brownies, have brownies everyone!! They seem to be glowing all by themselves, I don't know why... Must be because of that weird planet I crashed into some time ago... But they're tasty!! 
*hears DD mentioning the Ark*
Ark, what ark?? First I find myself in Switzerland and next a bunch of people (and elephants) appear chasing some Ark... This sounds interesting...
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 31, 2000
*DD hastily flicks through the vellum books and find a reference.
In the Beginning
"The Intrpeid disciples,
Baron"Bear"Slide, finder of the map
monsy, chief requsitions officer
'Nonnie, tithing clerk
Linus, fridge porter
Dr.D., Provider of Dementia
Bluebottle, Match Provider (for Burning down of Alps)
Fairly Strange, Inventor
Mari-rae, in humility and clean shoes
and the disciple whom Marv loved, and is the chronicler of this tale,
were ready to make haste to the land of the Alps in search of the Lost Ark of the Brownies."
I knew I wrote something about the Ark.
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Mar 31, 2000
Now, it's time for MY breakfast...
Mmm.
Pass me another brownie, would you?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 31, 2000
Whoa Nurse! I feel someting strange nearby. *Dr. D is mysteriously pulled in the direction of Alien*
Dr. D
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 1, 2000
Oh my god, a strange pulling force seems to be affecting the good Doctor!
*Makes the Sign of the Brownie in a vain attempt to ward off the force*
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Alien Posted Apr 1, 2000
Hey, I'm not doing anything!! At least think I'm not...
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billypilgrim Posted Apr 1, 2000
Erm.... DD...? You failed to mention me in your record of the quest. 
.
You also left out the Godess Gracious the Brownie. 
Hullo Alien. Nice to see you in these parts!!
*Futon (bp's elephant) shuffles over to Alien and waves her trunk to make friends*
Alien, we are currently searching for the Ark of the True Brownie. Legend has it that it is hidden in this room which we carry *waves vaguely behind her towards the back of the procession*. However, the Ark will not reveal itself until we reach Switzerland. Which it's beginning to look like we might never do....
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Demon Drawer Posted Apr 1, 2000
Sorry bp it wa the original list from page one of the first scroll. I haven't got around to listing everyone and elephant to join since marv's first blessing.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 1, 2000
And we are not only in Switzerland, but have already burned out a good part of it.
Now then, let us proceed with all due dispatch and continue forth. Phreds, HO!
*The trail begins to meander down into a spectacular green valley.*
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 2, 2000
If it's OK with you, Mari-rae, I'd rather continue fifth and I haven't got a due despatch. I have got an over-due library book, tho'!
*Notices trail meandering down valley*
Quick, stop that trail! We don't know where it might go to....Once it gets among the trees we may never find it again.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 3, 2000
*Emma snarfs up a trunk-full of water from a nearby stram and snorts it all over Dr. J for being so literal.*
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Kumabear Posted Apr 3, 2000
When did we get to Switzerland?
*scratches head...waves to Mari-rae*
Did I miss the burning of the Alps? I suppose I did.
*vanishes in blue puff of smoke.....smoke forms letters.....WILL RETURN IN FIVE DAYS* 
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- 1: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Mar 31, 2000)
- 2: Alien (Mar 31, 2000)
- 3: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 31, 2000)
- 4: Alien (Mar 31, 2000)
- 5: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 31, 2000)
- 6: Demon Drawer (Mar 31, 2000)
- 7: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 31, 2000)
- 8: Demon Drawer (Mar 31, 2000)
- 9: Alien (Mar 31, 2000)
- 10: Demon Drawer (Mar 31, 2000)
- 11: Ioreth (on hiatus) (Mar 31, 2000)
- 12: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 31, 2000)
- 13: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 1, 2000)
- 14: Alien (Apr 1, 2000)
- 15: billypilgrim (Apr 1, 2000)
- 16: Demon Drawer (Apr 1, 2000)
- 17: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 1, 2000)
- 18: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 2, 2000)
- 19: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 3, 2000)
- 20: Kumabear (Apr 3, 2000)
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