A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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Kumabear Posted Feb 16, 2000
*deep shuddering breath......recovers from fit*
*hack...Cough...*
Thank you........... What was wrong with that brownie?
*takes swig of bottled love*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 16, 2000
Someone forgot to chop up the walnut!
DR D.
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Kumabear Posted Feb 17, 2000
YES! BURN THE WALNUT! BURN THE WALNUT!
*sprays walnut with copious amount of lighter fluid*
BB, get the matches!
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Joker...Missionarry CotTb!....VOTE FOR MARV!!! Posted Feb 17, 2000
*A package floats down through a skylight suspended from a parachute. Upon opening it you find a large box of Toffy Chips! A noth is attached: Brownielujah! This is my final offering( for a while anyhow). Eat and be filled!*
*PS. I love you too Fenny.*
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Kumabear Posted Feb 17, 2000
Quick! Bluebottle! Light that sucker before Zed shows up!
*Marv is unaware that the extinguisher is empty due to the previous nights festivities*
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 17, 2000
*directs a rather largish mixer truck of chocolate fudge backing up* Standing by, Marv. This stuff's so thick (and yummy) that the fire (should it get out of control) won't be able to breathe (and thus burn), but it sure will be fun cleaning up the mess. *licks lips and tries not to hope the fire gets out of control*
'Nonnie
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 17, 2000
*Drives a crocodile flame-throwing tank into the area, and moves the turret so that the main weapon points directly at the walnut.*
BURN! BURN!
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Zed Posted Feb 17, 2000
*waveth the ignitor gently, then grindth it to powder in one hand*
I thaid, no burning. 'Nonny, I can't really let you drown them in fudge, it ith a valuable commoditity. But you are tthanked for your quick tthinking.
BB, move your wreckage, it'th in the way. And I did indeed dithable all the other weaponth.
Zed
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 17, 2000
I'll just have to try rubbing you and Fenny together and create sparks that way, like how we were told in scouts....
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Zed Posted Feb 17, 2000
I athked for you not to be drowned in fudge. I did not thay you could not give the crodileth a brief workout.
Zed
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FairlyStrange Posted Feb 18, 2000
*All ya' need is love*
*Ya'ta da da daa*
Please...don't strike anything flammable in here! Too much sugar, you know!
NM
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Feb 18, 2000
Whoa, whoa whoa... WHAT am I getting rubbed against? I've got a LIGHTER, thanks! 
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msmonsy Posted Feb 18, 2000
hehe!! pats Nonnie on the head softly, yes dear, i noticed that but you should know i don't mind sharing 
must say, the ermmmm....dedication in here is getting thick
monsy 
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 18, 2000
Zed! You were wonderful!
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Feb 18, 2000
The Archbishop apologizes for his lack of presence for the last few days. He will return to normal operation soon. -Marv
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Luna(Queen of Hearts) Posted Feb 18, 2000
Brownieness!! The things you people get up to when I'm gone!
I thought for a while there that I was going to have to step in and say
" ye who are free from selfish acts, cast the first walnut!"
Fortunately, our glorious leader has saved us once again.
BTW, I thought chestnuts were supposed to be roasted on an open fire. But walnuts??
It's so wonderful to be back amongst the flock!
I have missed you all. Especially you, oh Grate one!
I returned bearing a wonderful variety of brownies for us all,
but I can see by all the batter that we don't really need them at present!
Maybe Nonnie will take some to Fenny, to coax her back inside.(?)
Love and Brownies to all!!!!
Luna (QoH)
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- 101: Kumabear (Feb 16, 2000)
- 102: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 16, 2000)
- 103: Bluebottle (Feb 16, 2000)
- 104: Kumabear (Feb 17, 2000)
- 105: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Feb 17, 2000)
- 106: Joker...Missionarry CotTb!....VOTE FOR MARV!!! (Feb 17, 2000)
- 107: Kumabear (Feb 17, 2000)
- 108: Anonymouse (Feb 17, 2000)
- 109: Bluebottle (Feb 17, 2000)
- 110: Zed (Feb 17, 2000)
- 111: Bluebottle (Feb 17, 2000)
- 112: Zed (Feb 17, 2000)
- 113: Bluebottle (Feb 18, 2000)
- 114: FairlyStrange (Feb 18, 2000)
- 115: Bluebottle (Feb 18, 2000)
- 116: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Feb 18, 2000)
- 117: msmonsy (Feb 18, 2000)
- 118: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Feb 18, 2000)
- 119: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Feb 18, 2000)
- 120: Luna(Queen of Hearts) (Feb 18, 2000)
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