A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Feb 14, 2000
I'm sorry, all... I'm afraid I've just gone mad... mad with POWER! There's no one to blame but myself... it's just, with all the work, and swarms of people and stress lately, I wasn't able to get some decent brownies, and when I was given the chance, I went INSANE! Then, I tried to cover it up, because... what would it do to my image?
I'm sorry, I love you! ESPECIALLY YOU, Shazz! 
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Joker...Missionarry CotTb!....VOTE FOR MARV!!! Posted Feb 14, 2000
*Returns with fingers burnt by wax.*
Well it looks like my job here is done. Now its off to the North. I hear there are still people who worship that one hippy kind of guy. allas, my work is never done. Farewell!
*Takes a brownie and marches off out the door.*
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shazzPRME Posted Feb 14, 2000
Farewell Joker...and good luck 
Fenny,so good to hear that you are *back* with us...and i love you too
shazzPRME 
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 14, 2000
And I like you too - you gave me a fish, took it away, and gave it to me again, and it seemed even more precious than before....
I just want to burn something.... How about the House of Lords?
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 14, 2000
*Quietly gives thanks (and tummy-room) to The Great Brownie*
'Nonnie
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msmonsy Posted Feb 14, 2000
*whips out her trusty camera and begins taking pictures for the album*
awwww!!...this is soooo sweet we all love you fenny now, everyone, smile REAL big for the camera and don't forget to hold up your brownie
monsy 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 14, 2000
BROWNIE! BROWNIE! BROWNIE!
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Feb 14, 2000
Hear me my children. Our deart Mayor, Fenchurch, has been Saved! The Evil spirit of the powers of polotics has been Routed! Let us all Rejoice! -Archbishop Marv
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Kumabear Posted Feb 15, 2000
Oh what a wonderful time to be!
All this rejoicing has put me in the mood for a good, old fashioned, Burnin'...........um...*looks about room guiltily*.....did I just say that aloud.....??
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 15, 2000
*Jumps down from JCB and rewires it. Jumps back on. Starts it up and very carefully backs it safely out of the way, lowering the bucketload of sugar. Turns off the JCB and dismounts, dusting hands. Tears off a big bite of the gigantic Brownie; chows it down.*
Allths well tha' en'ths well. *Swallows. Gazes adoringly at Zed. Smiles shyly with chocolate stuck in teeth.* Oh Zed, you were wonderful.
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msmonsy Posted Feb 15, 2000
*breaks out a fresh batch of Brownies drizzled in carmel and begins handing them out to everyone*
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oh my! Zed, it does look as though Mari-rae may be a touch sweet on your unusual yet charming personality
monsy
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Feb 15, 2000
Looks like we may have a blossoming relationship here. A Brownie Wedding?
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Zed Posted Feb 15, 2000
*Zed'th fathe remainth immobile. He worthipth only the Brownie, Therveth only the Church*
*common thenthe all round. Zed continueth hith dutieth*
Zed
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Feb 15, 2000
Here have this old hard drive that I hate, you can burn this!
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 15, 2000
Can I be "Missionary the Fifth and Seventh Who Has A Worrying Fondness For Matches"?
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- 61: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Feb 14, 2000)
- 62: Joker...Missionarry CotTb!....VOTE FOR MARV!!! (Feb 14, 2000)
- 63: shazzPRME (Feb 14, 2000)
- 64: Bluebottle (Feb 14, 2000)
- 65: Anonymouse (Feb 14, 2000)
- 66: msmonsy (Feb 14, 2000)
- 67: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 14, 2000)
- 68: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Feb 14, 2000)
- 69: Kumabear (Feb 14, 2000)
- 70: Bluebottle (Feb 14, 2000)
- 71: Kumabear (Feb 15, 2000)
- 72: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Feb 15, 2000)
- 73: Bluebottle (Feb 15, 2000)
- 74: msmonsy (Feb 15, 2000)
- 75: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Feb 15, 2000)
- 76: Zed (Feb 15, 2000)
- 77: Bluebottle (Feb 15, 2000)
- 78: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Feb 15, 2000)
- 79: Bluebottle (Feb 15, 2000)
- 80: Bluebottle (Feb 15, 2000)
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