h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

......FFFF...say what!? "Forgiven Fellowship of Forgiven Friends"?


(My son's not much for witch burnings!!!LOL)

NM

I leave for a day of fasting and look at the result. It pains me to say so, but I am afraid that with our Good Mayor's lack of help I will have to... Yes I will have to Begin the Inquisition! Zed you know your job! -Archbishop Marv

Just DON'T strike a match in here!

NM

*Sinister smile*

Oh Grate one, *bows humbly* might we employ the use of "THE DEVICE" as well...

We await justice O Grate One.

No, the FFFF.. Freedom From Faith Foundation.. For this is beginning to look far too much like a group of hypocritical proportions!

*Leads Fenny to the back door and hands her a giant slice of THE Brownie* Go girl! They'll get their senses back as soon as they quit their bickering and get some of that Brownie into them.. The Brownie will save them, but for now, I'm more worried about you.

*Sees Fen through the door and bars the way with a table leg chewed at just the right place for the weight of several large sacks of flour to tumble to the floor*

'Nonnie

We seek only the truth!

*looks at clenched paws...realizes that he is turning into the equivalant of an angry mob and doesn't quite know how to stop himself...tosses Brownie chunk into air and deftly snatches it in jaws*

Yes, Brother Bear! -Reach- for the salvation of The Brownie!

*Praise the Brownie*

*mouth full of brownie tears welling in eyes*

prmmmfff dgrmmmtff brmmmooommmnee++++++

*You look, and see a single glimmer from the eye of an austrisised (sp?) - yet only slightly misguided - soul, peering sadly through the keyhole of the strongly secured door. A single tear drops, and you feel a stab of remorse as it hits the ground. The eye does not blink, for it is bathed in pain.*

*ducks unnoticed through a keyhole and curls up in Fenny's hair.. You're not Ostracized, love... *nibbles brownie crumbs*

*carefully steps over to Fen's forehead, wraps tail in hair, eases down and licks tear* ... None of that, Sweetie.. We luvs ya!

'Nonnie

..........

Ok! So maybe it was some Swamp Gas or a Weather Balloon. But I know that our dear Governess wouldn't have done that unless she was under hypnotic suggestion or she had a serious emotional breakdown! I know that she can be forgiven! I was! And if I was then any one can make it back to the True Brownie way! *Begins singing "Bringing in the Fudge bringing in the Fudge. We shal come rejoicing bringing in the Fudge."*
Fenchurch... You're in my prayers! I shal light a Birthday Candle on the Stove for you!

Oh dear,oh dear What a mess! Fenny...it is good to see you in contrition! I was beginning to worry about you! As your personal advisor I have to point out that you have been quite obnoxious to a lot of your subjects recently
shazzPRME

Well that's still no reason to threaten that *cringe* leftover relic of a witchburning tradition... Off with you all! To the FFFF!

'Nonnie
(Said easily from someone who lives no where near London, virtual or otherwise. )

PPS And I still wuv ya Fenny.. You gave me my first fishie!

I agree with you Nonnie! Absolutely NO need for barbarian punishments.Please all give Ms. Fenchurch a chance to explain...and put those thumbscrews away Zed!
shazzPRME

After long consideration (and prescription drugs) Marv comes to his senses. No more of this, Fenny is a good person, if misguided. I blame my self, I do not spend enough time teaching my good followers.

Will you all forgive me?
-Archbishop Marv

*drops to her knees and begins to weep* oh great one, we forgive you but only if you forgive us for being so overcome in our eagerness to save the church from destruction...
fenny, you are welcome back, i understand how you could of become so carried away, we forgive you
monsy

No Inquisition then? Awwwww... alas...the Grate one has spoken.

My faith has been shaken someone please help me to the brownie cart. I'm not strong enough to get to it myself....*cough,cough..*

I will help you my brother Baron. Let us both partake of the Brownie Goodness.

Thank you, Marv. I think you are the best 'short term personal saviour' I have ever had.

*chew chew chew...*