h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey now! Use your own pets. I geneticly raised my ROUS's from hamsters. You can do the same.

*owwww!*
dodge perry thrust dip glug etc

Rodents Of Unusual Size? Damn! I'm but a poor lost circus performer. But I can survive in the fire swamp for some time!
dodge perry thrust dip glug etc

But I have Andre the Giant on my side? What? He's dead? Damn!
dodge perry thrust dip glug etc

But I know something that you don't. I am not right handed!
*swaps sword to left hand*

ha HA!!!!

Yes, you pitiful fool... you are ambitexterous, just as I foretold

I am not any handed! parry thrust slash *Ching* We seem to be at an impasse. What say you? Shall we join forces to combat the powers of injustice? I promise no powder in your drink or anything like that.

For shame...

BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

I want blood!!!!!!!!! I hope the tip of your sword is poisoned, Wowbagger.

Blood you want eh? Come over here and I will nick your arm.

Sorry.. I'm anemic

So your blood will be a little clear, get over here and join my fight against injustice or bleed.

Marv, you mean you drop down your sword and I drop down mine and we settle this like gentlemen: like beating up Sporky?

Works for me! You should joind the goon squa...... Errrrm... Security force at the clubhouse.

hehehee......this is getting very interesting What happens next??
shazz

Sporkulious Calls on the Great God of Olympus, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Hades, Artemis, Hermes, Iris, Dionysus, Bacchus, Hephastos, Demeter, Persephone, Apollo, Athene, Morpheus, etc.... and is bestowed all the gifts of the Gods (including immunity to everything and everyone [including gods]).

*takes a small poisoned pin and pricks Sporky's achilles heel*

Way to go Wowbagger, I think you have got him where you want him. Now we throw mimes at him.

*reaches out and takes needle from wowbaggers hand* come now wowbagger, you don't really want to do that now do you?? i mean really, what would you do without sporky?? sure, he might get a bit carried away at times but you would be bored without him.....
monsy

As long as they aren't Zombie Crack Mimes.

My dear Monsy, the poison I have given to young Spork here doesn't kill. He'll think he's in a clown suit for a while, but no lasting effects. Whatever neuroses he may have after the event were his own anyway

No Marv! Not the Mimes! Oh the horror! THE HORROR!!!!

I think that Sporky is immune to those!!Try something else!!
shazz

Besides, Achilles was dipped in the river Styx, and thus had a weakness... I wasn't, and I was given total immunity (thanxs, Monsy)

No one is imune to mimes Sporky. Have at thee Deamon!