h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well,what can I say...thankyou for your votes and putting me in the lead, you have shown yourself to be highly enlightened people. Now just a few more votes please so that I can consolidate my slim lead

At this point of time Shorty, the leader is Fenchurch. Bad news for for both of us, but Fenchurch is a very nice person and I bear no grudges.
*quickly hides knife behind back*

Don't do that. Nameless will get upset.

I can't say I'm surprised, she is a babe

She's Fenny's evil twin. I'm sure of it.

I just noticed something. You've put down "wining". So put the vintage vinegar down.

It could be worse.
"I'm whining" could be unbearable.

Good point.

What is this???...spelling class

OK...so our own Babe is in the lead.....but sharing it with this person Ant! Who on earth is he? Has he posted any policies?Has he even bothered to visit the site! Hmmmmmmmm....I may have to drop him on grounds of non-participation!!
shazz

Nah. Typing.

Hey... I SEE THAT KNIFE! Wowbagger, if I weren't so forgiving...

And this Ant fellow.... I wouldn't worry about him....ahem.... not that *I* would have anything to do with it, because I'm perfectly innocent and all...

Watch out, he has a computer. That's far more dangerous than any bladed weapon.

Congrats so far Fenny.... it's close here... so close.... who is gonna pip the lead?
Looks like fenny vs Ant for the final furlong... when does voting end?
Come one fenny, you can do it!!

Indeed, If I aint gonna win I throw my full backing behind Fenny

*shows blade retracting into handle*
See Fenchurch? It's a pretend knife!!! Do you get it? A pretend knife!!!
*rolls around in fits of laughter, howling at his own pathetic joke while people look on in disgust and pity*

Ahhhhhh!! Shuffle voting eh! What a good idea.In the event of a tie I guess that you may all want to recast
shazz

That was *hilarious*, Wowbagger! Really! *shifts eyes to tear gas canist, slips quietly out*

And keep you busy for the next couple of years......