h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Erm Sporkulious Eglon I'm just wondering what I've done to make you call me a creep, I didn't mean to tread on any toes, I'll withdraw from this thing if you feel like that, but KM thought this was an open competition, seeing as it was featured on the front page.

Sorry.

Ant (The Happy Bunny)

Obviously it's open enough, or the nomination would have been rejected. Ah, well, always someone whining. Don't worry Ant, these strangers in here are just whining cos someone outside their little clique is doing so well.

Tish Tosh... we are a "little" mad that he never participates in our little discussion here... this is where we discuss, on occassion, issues that should be confronted in the mayoral campaign of London.

No, there is no reason to resign... I hold nothing against you now Ant... I was merely questioning your existence in this race...

Glad to see you... I'll even dispense of a vodka fish for you !

Oooo don't mind if I do Remember h2g2 is HUGE and a Rabbit can't be everywhere there's only so many hours in the day

Good to finnaly see you. Avoid the mimes.

Wouldn't have to avoid the blimey things if someone stopped throwing them *hem*

*glares*

Now everybody be nice, or I'll boycott Lond...

...I'll...

Right, I'm completely helpless on this one, yeah? Nobody gives a zark, am I right?

Completely understandable.

Well be nice anyway, and no more name-calling, on either side, or I shall use the same ineffectual campaigning tactics I before used at the Floor to get the proper people disemboweled by an angry mob!

Who's been calling names? And hey! What do you mean clique? I'd like to think that it's not a clique, just a group o' people who happened to bump into one another. We hadn't bumped into you yet (or at least I hadn't), but now we have

No names or threats were mentioned... Would you like an alcoholic drink?

I don't know. Something was. I got indignant earlier. Completely unwarranted mind you, I insist that it was, because it's not normal, but there it was anyway. Only it's all passed now and as I've been going on second-hand information (you lot are far too prolific for my attention span to manage any thread that's been going on amongst you for more than a day) I officially forget everything I once sort of thought I knew... which would've happened anyway in a day's time but that's not the p...

No thank you, but I'm quite certain I'm the only one in the whole Guide who's going to refuse.

Yes please!Ummmmm.......things seem to have become a little frosty in here!The Virtual Mayor site was always intended to be open.....but interactive!I was just a little peeved that you never visited to campaign,put in a policy,etc! Please accept my apologies if you have been offended in any way....but,until now,you have been rather elusive.....which hasn't contributed to the overall fun and games in here!! Relax,join in ......and come up with a nifty reason for being voted in!
shazz

But that's what everyone who's not him was trying to say... his campaign is a lack of campaigning, based on the principle that those with a desire to be in a position of authority are those least deserving of the... job... it...doesn't matter really.

Anyway it's my fault mostly, that, 'cause he didn't nominate himself, I did it, and his being less than active in the forums here was only to be expected, since it was... since... oh, you know what I mean don't you? I mean don't you? Do you know what I mean? I mean do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I...

...heh... sorry... fell back into a sketch there.

Before anybody feels slighted by Ant again, he's gone away on holiday for a few days, but I'm sure he loves you all because he loves everybody and he's not purposely being quiet at you, honest.

Well, not exactly no name calling, since someone called Ant a creep. And maybe not exactly a clique, but it seems like it. There didn't seem to be any animosity towards any other candidates. And then there's the other thread where Ant gets accused of being "against h2g2" or something ridiculous. Heh. Not exactly "hi, how are you?" is it?

So... Hi, how are you? There seem to be a few of us who know each other, including Ant. And you seem to have a group who know each other. Interesting how this works. I hope we won't be too cold towards each other.

Oh, and KM, I will join you in not accepting that alcoholic drink. I thought you knew that by now. That makes us the only two, though, I'm sure of it.

Good I'm glad that the air has been cleared! I will personally apologise for Sporky....he is the main culprit in the *name-calling* department! I am genuinly pleased to make your acquaintance,and hope that you feel more at home now
shazz

Oh, good. It's nice to have someone to not drink with.

Let us not drink a toast to a tentative peace between... erm... what's the word... word... WORD! not 'angry mob...' not 'gang...' damn.

AAARGH forget about it.

*goes back to her home page where there are lots of words and she knows all of them*

Umm... did I miss something here?

Look, if you guys don't want them, I'll take your drinks.

Oh, I see what you were saying.

Well, I just ramble on and on about nothing and whoever listens I recommend you avoid... Thus the 'clique of scary peole who ramble on and on about nothing and listen to other rather scary people who do the same', if you must.

Okay, all fixed. We all hug and make up and then get back to the down and dirty business of kicking butt. Now where were my mercenaries?

Can I just hug, and skip the mercenary bit? I like hugs

Nope. I don't drink either.