h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My evil twin? You actually believe all that nonsense?! Tsk tsk tsk...I will be forced to wreak havoc and defend myself against these wild, unfounded claims!

ALAHLAALHALALHLALAHALA!!! No, I don't think that Xena thing's really my type of fight.
I could an Agent Scully typathing... naaahhh.
How about the chick from Scooby Doo?

*whimper* Shaaazzzz, I don't wanna! Why don't you do it for me?

ME????? I'm impartial....what about Fenny
shazz

Is someone questioning the sanity/existance of the almighty Fenny?

Step back, barbarians!!!!

Concessions? In Amsterdam? I can handle that!

I'll have cups of chili carted about the stadium by men in white caps! They'll also be carrying blocks of hashish! So everybody toke up! Hopefully, before the fighting even begins, Fenchurch's opposistion will be so wasted that Fenny (in her stylish gas-mask) can simply walk out and knock he/she/it over with her little pinky!

(I'll also send him a SPECIAL pick-me-up before the match, Fenny, just to be SURE! A few knock-out drops in the coffee ought to do it!)

da Baron
Concessioner to the gods!

I am so tied! I am tied with Wowbagger for fourth place. I just like arena fighting I guess.

I would rather see blood, Baron

Then Wowbagger and I should Gladiate to the death!!!

You're on! And, as I am the one challenged, I shall choose the venue. We're fighting it out Kirk and Spock style - in the ritual Pon Farr style!!!

If you're not sure what that means, imagine a poorly designed circle of polystyrene rocks. In the distance on all sides are various muticoloured lights poorly disgusing the very obvious studio set up. We are both given silly looking weapons not unlike adapted kayak paddles. Dramatically cheesy music plays as people with pointy ears look on.

Okay with you?

Agreed. Let us duel to the pain then.

Gentlemen...is this violence really necesary???...If so...I'm next

Ok Shorty..... You can be next. But only if you wash off all that chalk, you look like a smurf!

Nice to see you're a Princess Bride fan then Marv. You seem a decent fellow. It's a shame I have to kill you.

*turn duck perry dodge slash whack biff jump*

By the way, is do you have six fingers on your right hand?

*turn duck perry dodge slash whack biff jump ad nauseum*

*shriek*

(Sorry, it's never really a fight until some gal shrieks, and things were getting pretty heated.)

As I don't appear to be winning, I'd like to volunteer to fight for Fenny. As long as you only want a sort of general violence and bloodletting and whatnot. If you want anything more than getting the opponent lightly killed, you'll have to ask someone else.

Hmm... I believe he does have have six fingers... and lo! He has switched hands...

Nasty blow there...

No blood yet, though... what a shame...

*dislodges a purple light, correctly takes out Wowbagger's left arm, causing a slight scratch, from which one drop of blood emerges...

Yes, satisfied now!

I do not have six fingers, I have five and a half. Wowbagger just nicked my little finger. If you are not careful I will sick my ROUS's on you WOW>

Decisions,decisions!!
shazz

We *can* bring pets into this right?

I don't see why not....everything else seems to be in here!
shazz

I'd go get BoB, MadMunk's draggy