h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, splendid. Well, they say a balanced diet is important, so I'll have two of the usual, please, one in each hand.

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Ah, that'll be one of the new surreal ales they've got in around here! I'll try it myself, I think! A and a thimbleful of Nanny Ogg's, please.

I'll stick with Thrucklington's Ould Inexcusable if you don't mind. Oh, and a side order of haggis, since it's Burns Night.

d_| and |_b of beer for EV

And a of Nanny Ogg's for Ormondroyd with a Thimble on the side.

Nice to see the Grim Squeaker back, hope you're not here on duty.

Haggis as well, sorry for the delay EV

It's a pleasure to meet such a distinguished, if not grusome, person such as the Grim Squeaker.

May I have a of your finest single malt scotch, for I too would like to toast robbie Burnes (my grandfather would be proud and say, never, drink alone, always find someone to buy you pint.)

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No I have just moved onto a flexi-time arrangement! Thank you for the drink.

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A for CC

That's a relief. The drinks a pleasure.

Is that a new pad? Very nice.

Thanks for the haggis, don't worry about the delay, I don't like the stuff anyway.

does that mean your not going to eat that Haggis? Would you mind if I had it? (as my grandmother says: why wast it when you can it, so be a good scot!)

Also awed by meeting the infamous Grim Squeaker - but shouldn't we only be able to see you if you're about to do the deed with the scythe?

Please do't say that , I'm the only other rodent in here.

I must be off it's time for me to brave the cold arctic winds...maybe I'll have another of scotch before I leave....

for you then

So this is where you've been hiding, DE
Could I possibly have a |_| of orange juice for now, please?

It says on my homepage I'm always in the pub.

|_| of orange juice for you.

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Never fear DE if I am on the Guide I am off duty.

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Must be going. See you all soon

Thanks DE
Bye Gargoyle.