h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*waves her wand and magics up some jelly*

*offers the jelly round*

How many more times? I'm not a of medi.... oh, jelly.

*wonders how long the cartoon is...*

*Wonders when E. Vibenstien is going to change his name to "Dr E Vibenstien - NOT a Doctor of Medicine"...*

I already did, but people complained it was too long.

...Haven't most of the people who said it was too long now got longer names themselves?

<BB<

*takes pop corn out of ears and feeds them to *

And just when I've been looking forward to some ramblings

Popcorn's good though

One day we will finally get to hear all about it I'm sure. And this seems to be the best place for it....What is love?
If she doesn't tell all soon...I don't know but it'll be too late when Jenson Button is World Champ (at Ferrari in about three or four years as Number 2 to Jacques who will try to run him off the road...)
You listening to any of this Tink?
Oh and if you see Fish please let him know I want to apolgise for the confusion over the Smiley's. I'll even let him pet my .
Ooops!

*struggles to stay quiet*
I can't... I've told many, many people and each time both Menza and EV have been forced to listen to my story so I can't make them suffer it again...well at least not for another day or so anyway

*coughs*
Ummm...Scuse me...this comment about Jacques trying to run Jenson off the road...that's a joke right? I mean you don't really blame him for the incident at Jerez do you? I mean you can't appoint blame to anyone for a minor racing accident can you? ...His hand slipped on the steering wheel and it was just an unfortunate moment and besides Jacques wouldn't go to Ferrari...

Oh and EV you'll note that I said you were a of some vague sort or something like that I never implied you were a o-) of medicine

No joke. Honest to god prediction. Jacques will be the senior
F-1 driver when Schumi and Mika retire in a year or two and Ferrari will want him (look at their pre-Schumacher history of hiring senior drivers and partnering them with young blood) Jacques has been so frustrated by bad gear since his championship and he wants a legitimate crack at it again. If Honda-Bar doesn't give it to him he will go to Ferrari when Schumi retires. And Jenson will be so frustrated at Benneton that he will say something (he already has) to piss off Frank Williams and he won't go back to BMW-Williams.
Remember only five drivers have ever really passed Schumacher on the track since 93. Hakkinen/Coulthard/Damon/Jacques/Wurz and Wurz has paid the price since that Monaco bump and grind. That leaves Jacques as the old master and Jenson as the No.2 and Jacques will be too old to stop your man Button without resorting to CART tactics. But all this assumes that nothing else changes in F-1 and that is patently ridiculous and so am I. So there.

Is a o-) of medicine a cyclops of medicine?

Yes, I was just clarifying the things I'd never implied he was...

*grins*
Schumi won't be retired in 2 years time, he'll still be just as good as now and fighting for and winning the championship...and the BAR's will be sooooo much better next season and the Bennetons are going to be better than the Williams and the result will be Schumi 1st, Jenson 2nd, Jacques joint 2nd and Irvine 3rd

*slowly opens his one eye* o-)
That's all very well, but who's going to replace Murray when he retires?

Nigel

*makes mental note to add cyclops to the list of permissable things which are able to be implicated against EV*

Mansell?
*rolls on the floor laughing*
Nigel Mansell?
*collapses giggling*
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe : -D : -D : -D : -D : -D

yeah, or Johnny Herbert if he can't get a ride in America.

Schumacher knows the game. He's a fighter and a winner. He did the impossible. He carried Ferrari back to the top. And he's joined a very select group with 3 Championships. He'll fight for the title this year but either way in 2002 he'll start cruising and just won't want to play at being the grand old man for very long, he's too smart for that (remember he replaced Gerhard Berger) and he has a family and enough coin and fame.

That's as maybe, but can he do this?

*stands on head and juggles seven clubs with his feet*

'cos if he can't I think he'll stay in F1 until he can.

*grins*
See now that's impressive, I'm very impressed with that
*carries on giggling*

The sad thing is, he probably can.