h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So it seems that love is a "Stake and kid with hot lime pickle", or
"hot chilli and pepper sauce on chicken".

Well, that ruined any thoughts I had that involved UNdressing! Thanks Tinker me 'ol pal!

But you agree with me (Yippeeee, someone agrees with me!!!!!!!) so that's even better.

Well if we really wanted the question answering we could have done that weeks ago but everyone would have moaned at us staying on topic so quickly...or something

*grins*
Sorry but you're feel free to talk about that if you like I'll just go off and fetch the slides and microphone so I can give my speech about meeting Jenson...and I could even talk about Burns for a while too

Indifference to others is love, self love, the highest purest form of self love. It's better than drooling over pop stars, costs nothing, you just have to ignore them.
Now vegetarianism is love. Love for our fellow critters. Some people won't eat anything that casts a shadow. That leaves roots.
But give me red meat at least once a day. With fried onion please and some of the worstescheschiressorcerer!

Hey, I also love my fellow critters and all things furry! They're all so cute and cuddly, (except the ugly ones of course).

It's just a shame (for them) that they're also so damn tasty.

I CAN"T HELP IT I'M SO WEAK!


Anyway Tinkers, let's have it. We're bound to get the spiel sooner or later, and it may as well be sooner.....

One wonders if dressings (as in pickles etc.) in the terms that have just been mentioned contravene vegetarianism 'rules'. Then again, I wear leather shoes (and am vegetarian), which is undoubtedly worse, so that's another reason not to out of the window... Funny this - seems to be a popular topic of conversation. A friend has long been of the opinion that all gents loos, as well as having the usual machines, should also have a fridge on those occasions that you should happen to get lucky.

"vegetarianism" and "rules" in the same breath? Have you so soon forgotten why we came down out of the trees?

"fridge" is that like an icebox? Funny how so many English speaking people speak so many different languages, eh, n'est paw?

But I can't imagine why you would keep your shoes in th... Oh wait I get it.

Nope I'm still hung up on "window" and "lucky". It's doing me head in.

*grins*
Can I be the first to admit to complete confusion? How does dressing go against vegetarianism? I hope you're not trying to tell me that Garlic and Herb french salad dressing is somehow wrong???

OK...so what am I supposed to be answering? The original "What is Love?" question or the "How did I meet Jenson Button and Richard Burns question?" the latter of which now has new and additional ramblings Y'see I suspect if I answer the first everyone will shout and if I answer the second Menza will gag me

The former question can wait. Lets have the ramblings of the latter.....

Yes let's push Tink's buttons...
-Hits "play"-
We can always pause, fast forward or eject...
Wait, I'll get some popcorn (damn Universal translator- what's the English for popcorn?) this could be a long nite.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO, not the ramblings.

-enters with large bowl of popcorn for all-
Hey what did I miss...oops..
-trips-
..oh damn..
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I dropped the popcorn!
Spam sandwich anyone?

**grabs some popcorn, waits for ramblings to start**

Do ramblings normally start with trailers/previews to, Ummmm,...other ramblings?

Well if we all sit here with baited breath we might catch some fish for lunch at least. The spams gone off.
Are you sure we pushed the right button?
What is love if not "patience" eh?

*takes some popcorn and plugs his ears to avoid hearing the ramblings*

*grins*
Sorry guys I daren't, Menza's been forced to listen to this far too many times and I've finally taken sympathy on his plight so I can't inflict it on him again...
*grins again*
But you could always ask him?
*bounces*
Oooh popcorn...
*starts eating the popcorn that didn't land on the floor*

WHAT?

What's going on here? Tinkerbell having pity on Menza? Somebody call a

Hey I never said pity, I said sympathy theres a distinct difference... and you are a vaguely...

*grins in total ignorance*

cleans up remaining popcorn...