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Oi! You revived this thread!



Well done..

Hmm. To say no-one's posted here for three months two minutes is a very prompt response to my post Wonder if hairstyles is enough of a tangent to feed the conversation...

I don't think hair is love, or love is hair...
But it can change how a person looks...

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Everything is connected - love can change hair. Actually, it's a good job it's connected - we'd all look a bit stupid walking around in a puddle of hair

Hang on, didn't John Lennon himself say "Love is hair, hair is love"?
Er, no, he didn't. But it's the kind of thing he might have said.

He said "hair peace" if that is what you mean...
...was that a secret clue that Paul McCartney is dead and that his imposter wore a wig?????
Hmmm... I feel an awful lot of blonde jokes are likely to be told.

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Only by those of us who are not of the blond persuasion.

How blond are we talking here?

Hey, I'd love to join this thread (no pun intended), but I'm too lazy to read all the history. Could someone please, please summarize???

Of course. Someone asked "What is love?", nobody knew, so we all started talking nonsense as usual. Hope that helps.

Ummmm, not easily. It got a bit complicated back there.

Coincidence - found out a small anecdote today that has love (of sorts) and blonde hair. A friend was out clubbing at Hot Pants in Sheffield City Hall (reasonably tame and good fun as clubs go). He managed to find a not-too populated bar to buy a drink and while waiting felt someone put their arms round him. He turned round to see a blonde young woman in a red dress, eyepatch and black moustache. She said something to him, which he didn't hear, and for want of something better to say, said 'so you're not a natural blonde, then'. She walked off...

Have you done:

"Love is like a box of chocolates..."

I love that one! (although in the context of this forum, when I say "love that one", I'm not sure what that means?)...

There fine untill they start to melt

Love is like a box of chocolates - you know exactly what you are going to get.
(Well, I've never seen a box of chocolates that did not at one point or other contain chocolate.)

Hmm - looks like we're moving away from the Blonde comments. Shame really:
http://www.h2g2.com/A484544

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Cheers for that image Sid

"Love is like a box of chocolates, it will eventually get all squishy"

It always leaves you wanting more.

...unless you eat too much and it leaves you wanting a stomach pump...


What was the Blonde thing? That was left out of the summary......

Love was compared to hair, and for the occasion, I created some guide entries about hair, which contain hair jokes - follow the link above - but it seems I was just too late as we are now talking about chocolate...

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Sorry!

It seems chocolate always wins.....WE'RE SO WEAK!

Wrong - you're all so weak I take it I'm the only satsuma lover in a bunch of chocaholics? I've gradually eaten less of the stuff since finding out that in some of the more backwards backwaters of the industrial North (and probably London, though I've never lived there so wouldn't know) they deep-fry Mars Bars. *winces and turns green*

Though I'll admit to liking chocolate cake