h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes.

(hows that one for pointless)

Call it divine retribution, but I've just nearly sliced the end of my thumb off with a scalpel. Mucho bloodo. Thankfully, I was making a model, so managed not to damage any work.

Sorry to hear that, what was it a model of?

A healthy living centre in Winchester. It's made of wood (both the model and the building)

Hmmm, we atleast the cut should recover quickly with all the healthy remidies.

Well, the one stressed in the brief was 'acupuncture', though I feel I need quite the opposite at the mo...

So we're all back here for a session of major topic drift. How h2g2 of us.

'Topic drift'? I would have thought with the range of this forum 'continental drift' would be more appropriate

Lets face it, we did loose the plot somewhere in this forum.

I thought the plot had it's potatoes go all mouldy, and then was bought by developers to build a mental institution.

With an escalator Perhaps that's what they're going to convert all those closed C&A shops into. Would be a bit of a drastic career change for the staff, though - 'I'm sorry your enema was a little uncomfortable, Mr Prescott, but my job was putting the hangers in shirts'. (just to add a spot of political satire - I think I need a little practice, and as I'm genuinely feeling sorry for those people who have lost their jobs, I think I'll choose a different subject in the future).

Who was it that said:
"Love is two people being silly together."

I think whoever it was, was pretty close.

Asong by Howard jones from the 80s? :p

If you say so.

Love is an escalator.
Because it is.
It takes you up, and then when you get to the second floor, you realise it was exactly the same as the floor you left behind, only with a bigger drop behind you.

Love is like a lift

When you think you can't go any higher, the cable snaps.

Just because love is a lift and an escalator, it doesn't stop it from being a mould, naturally.

It would depend on how old the escalator was.

And whether or not it was made by Stannah.