h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah yes, that sounds like what we will all be living off come y2k

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And then we'll see if the dinosaurs really did die off in a cloud of their own methane...

Yeah, but they would have did with a great meal in their bellies!

I think that they recently dicovered that the rosetta stone is actually just a bunch of recipes for molasses

Or for baked beans... so does anybody have a bunker then?? Or will it just be Coakraoches and Ghonnorea (I think that is posibly like how you spell it) that survive??

and dodgy political types

I thought cockroaches covered that!!

Or gonorhhea...

I think that, because things only make sense in terms of themselves, we have just proven that all short people are uptight because they eat molasses covered baked beans, are afraid of being trampled underfoot like cockroaches and absolutlutely every one of them has venereal disease.