A Conversation for Small Man's Syndrome
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Spanner Posted Nov 19, 1999
men have biological clocks? what are they counting down to?!
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Mustapha Posted Nov 19, 1999
Fortunately, being a bastard is a way of life anyone can enjoy, regardless of age, height, weight, gender or ethnicity. 
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Spanner Posted Nov 19, 1999
i think it's great that the modern age has allowed access to bastardlyness to all, regardless of class or education. a real achievement humanity can be proud of 
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Mustapha Posted Nov 19, 1999
Nay, not humanity, bastardity - or should that be bastardkind?
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Nov 19, 1999
I like to think of myself as an example of the next stage of evolution: Home Bastardis.
BTW Span, As far as I can recollect, chocolate bars have almost but not quite no beans
& Mustapha, BOYS FROM THE DWAARRRRFFFFF!!!!!
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 19, 1999
.. I'm lost and short ...
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Spanner Posted Nov 20, 1999
but do cocoa beans count? i mean it also has milk in it, and what shape is that, beyond the shape of the container you put it in (shades of an old old forum i was in about milk cartons, i'm afraid)
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Nov 20, 1999
Milk is cow-shaped, of course. But cows are still not beans. Cocoa beans are, but not in sufficient concentration to affect stature. Only intact legumes will affect posture and weight distribution. This is science.
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Spanner Posted Nov 20, 1999
as opposed to magic?
so if i drink too much milk will i become cow-shaped and grow six more stomachs?
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Mustapha Posted Nov 20, 1999
* adopts Scouse accent *
Yeah mun! Nobody messes with the Red Dwarf Homeboy Posse on their home turf!!!
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Nov 21, 1999
If you drink too much milk you get an insatiable appetite for molasses.
AOOAOOAOOOoOOOOOWWWWWWwww. Nice jump.
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Spanner Posted Nov 22, 1999
i'd just like to point out that mustapha's views on molasses are not necessarily indicative of the views of the rest of the nz population, and should not be treated as such
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Mustapha Posted Nov 22, 1999
Hey, c'mon, the integral ingredient of most BBQ sauces is molasses (or some form of sugar derivative)!
I've mentioned this one elsewhere, but try a tbs of molasses in your baked beans, with a dash of Worcestershire sauce and cayenne pepper. Great stuff!
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- 44: Mustapha (Nov 19, 1999)
- 45: Spanner (Nov 19, 1999)
- 46: Mustapha (Nov 19, 1999)
- 47: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Nov 19, 1999)
- 48: Mrs V (Nov 19, 1999)
- 49: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Nov 19, 1999)
- 50: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 19, 1999)
- 51: Spanner (Nov 20, 1999)
- 52: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Nov 20, 1999)
- 53: Spanner (Nov 20, 1999)
- 54: Mustapha (Nov 20, 1999)
- 55: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Nov 21, 1999)
- 56: Mustapha (Nov 21, 1999)
- 57: Spanner (Nov 21, 1999)
- 58: Mustapha (Nov 22, 1999)
- 59: Spanner (Nov 22, 1999)
- 60: Mustapha (Nov 22, 1999)
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