h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ARGH!! I did not do that!!

Ahh but repeating the leson will help us all learn it better Mi Amigo.

No offense, Marv... but must you use CotTB? I find that a bit degrading to the Church I don't think anyone would mind if you abbreviated it to the Church, or spelt the whole thing out as Church of the True Bronwie

wow. this is one of the most popular forums right now. and to think, i have been a part of it since its inception. *sniff*
allright kiddies, time to bring us out of the 60's-70's music, and back to the 80's (not that the 60-70 werent good music).
*ahem*

"time, to eat all your words,
swallow your pride,
open your eyes.
time, to eat all your woooooords,
swallow yooouuuur pride,
open your eyes.
hot time, we made a stand (??)
shook up the views of the common man,
the love train, rides from coast to coast,
every day and every hour,
i love a sunflower
i believe, in love power
love power, loooooove power
[chorus]
sowing the seeds of love, seeds of love (sowing the seeds)
sowing the seeds of love, seeds of love (sowing the seeds)
sowing the seeds"

Oh! Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hampster.
He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal.
He just runs around on his hampster wheel.
Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hampster.
Hey Harvey!

Looks like there's a lot of Weird Al fans out there

you get there on the number 59 bus out of birmingham, turn left at stoke on trent, and three months later you are there.

Wow, I'm impressed! I'm way too afraid of heights to attempt replying to posts that high up.

I'm in a wide open space.
I'm staring.
There's something quite bizarre I cannot see.

Dennis Moore,Dennis Moore,
Dum ti Dum Dum Dum,
Dennis Moore,Dennis Moore,
Dum ti Dum Dum Dum,
Steals from the poor and gives to the rich
Silly bitch
Dennis Moore
Dum Dum Dum.

This cannot be Karaoke without "I will Survive" !

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Just couldn't see how I could ever live without you by my side.
But I spent so many nights feeling sorry for myself
that I grew strong
and I learned just how to get along.

And now your back
from outer space
You can't walk in here with that look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I would have made you leave your key
if I had known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me

Go on now Go
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
Cos you're not welcome any more
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh No not I!
I will survive.
As long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
Cos I've got all my life to live
and I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive.
Yeah I'll survive!

Go for it Ginger!

These lyrics are inaccurate, but they're the best I can find...

Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timing

There was funky fighting men from the funky side of town
They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
For my friend, ain't you a stiff, and I'm kickin' from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timing

There was funky Jackie Chan on a mission from Hong Kong
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
Took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brand new trick

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timing

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,

Those cats were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,

Make sure you have expert timing

and so on...

You are my Larsen
My Henrik Larsen
You make me happy
When skies are grey
We don't want Shearer
Cos he's a w***ker
So please don't take
My Larsen Away

Hmmmmm....did someone mention eighties?

"Phone rings in the middle of the night
My father says when you gonna live your life right?
Oh daddy dear you know your still number one,
but girls they wannna have fun, oh girls just wanna have fuuuuunnnn!!!"

and to go along with that here is the Al version:
"OH girls just wanna have luuuuuuuunnnnnnch!" *BURP*

Did anyone ever see that girl's just wanna have fun movie? Helen Hunt was in it and she dressed like a freak, as was Sarah Jessica Parker and Shannen Doherety(sp?)....just asking...

*delurk*
The Lord speaks out and the pig pens fawn
The sword slides out and the nations mourn
The hawk strides out and the chosen spawn
The Devil rides out and the heavens yawn



thank you Roy
*relurk*

In honor of the fact that college hoops season is about to get under way I feel I must sing the good ol' alma mater's fight song:

"DUH DA DUH DA DUH DUH DA DUH DUH DUH DA,
Hail to the buff
Hail to the blue
Hail to the buff and bluuuuuee.
All our lives we'll be proud to say
We hail from GWuuuuuuuuu.
Oh by George we're happy we can say..
We're GW here to show the way.
So WE'll
Raise high the buff!
Raise high the blue!
Loyal to GW
You bet we're
Loyal to GWuuuuuuuuuu!
FIGHT!!!"

I don't know why it says buff because the school colors are blue and yellow....but it is officially buff. Just buff looks horrible on uniforms....

We didn't start the Fire, It was always burning since the worlds been turning.
We did'nt start the fire. It goes on and on and on and on.......
(sorry No way I can remember all those words.)

Oh what an atmosphere,
I love a party with a happy atmosphere,
So let me take you there,
And you and I'll go dancing in the cool night air,
Walk in silence,
See the danger (always danger),
Worn like a mask of self-hate,
Confronts and then dies,
Don't walk away,
I love a party with a happy atmosphere...

hey, we made peta's picks!! in honor of that, another song from me

"when i'm with you baby,
i go outta my head,
i just cant get enough,
i just cant get enough,
all the things you do to me,
and everything you said,
i just cant get enough,
i just cant get enough,
we slip from flight as we fall in love,
and i just cant seem to get enough ahhh.
we walk together, walking down the street,
i just cant get enough,
i just cant get enough,
every time i think of you,
i know we have to meet (?)
i just cant get enough,
i just cant get enough,
its getting harder, its a burning love,
and i just cant seem to get enough ahhh."

Singing in a monotone
"How does it feel.. to treat me like you do..
I thought I was mistaken, I thought I heard your voice.."