h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All right... everybody join in on the >

"You remind me of the babe...
>What babe?
The Babe with the power
>What Power?
The power of Voo Doo
>Who do?
You do
>Do what?
Remind me of the babe
I saw my baby cryin hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone,
And left my baby blue-
Nobody knew
what kind of magic spell to use
slime of snails or puppy dog tails, thunder or lightning

And baby said:
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Put that baby's spell on me
Jump Magic Jump
>Jump Magic Jump
Jump Magic Jump
>Jump Magic Jump
Put that magic jump on me, slap that baby make him free

I saw my baby tryin' hard as babe could try
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue-
Nobody knew
what kind of magic spell to use
slime of snails or puppy dog's tail thunder or lightning
And baby said:
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Put that baby's spell on me
Jump Magic Jump
>Jump Magic Jump
Jump Magic Jump
>Jump Magic Jump
Put that magic jump on me, slap that baby make him free
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Jump Magic Jump
>Jump Magic Jump
Jump Magic Jump
>Jump Magic Jump
Put that baby's spell on me

You remind me of the babe
>What babe?
The Babe with the power
>What Power?
The power of Voo Doo
>Who do?
You do
>Do what?
Remind me of the babe

Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic
Dance Magic
Dance Magic

What kind of magic spell to use- slime of snails or puppy dog tails, thunder or lightning something frightning
>Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
>Put that baby's spell on me
>Jump Magic Jump
>Jump Magic Jump
>Put that magic Jump on me
>Slap that baby- make him free
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Jump Magic Jump
Jump Magic Jump
>Jump Magic Jump
Put that magic jump on me, slap that baby

Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic

Let's slap that baby, make him free
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance
Dance Magic Dance
>Dance Magic Dance"

I'll chuck in the second verse of that song

Did you know this junkyard slave
isn't even old enough to shave
but he can use the force they say.
Ahh do you see him hitting on the Queen
though he's just 9 and she's 14?
Yeah he's prob'ly gonna marry her someday

Well I know he build C3PO
and I heard how fast his pod can go
and we were broke it's true
so we made a wager or two.
He was a lonely preteen flying ace
with the bitter(?) job of starting off that race
but I knew who'd win first place.
Oh yes, it'd be our boy.

And we were singing:

My my this here Anarkin guy
maybe Vader someday later
now he's just a small fry.
And he left his home
and kissed his mommy goodbye
singing 'Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi'
'Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi'

I love that movie. Especialy Jennifer Connely. I think that is the only time I liked David Bowie for ten years or so.

Brilliant film. Had everything. GOOD Bowie songs, a delectable Jennifer Connelly, Jim Henson's Muppets, 3D Escher, the Gorge of Eternal Stench!

Wasn't it the Bog of eternal stench? I love it too... in fact, Monsy and I are going to pop it in the VCR right after Matrix...

I love Jennifer Connolly... anyone see Far Harbor or Dark City?? Ah, I miss her Ah, well.... so long and thanks for all the

Oops... forgot that this wasn't the movie lounge... erm:

"If you want to leave a message after the tone
Then speak clearly and I'll call you when I'm home
Just say your words and say your name
Leave the time and date you called
And I'll get back to you
Unless you're completely a boring old fart
If you want to leave a message after the tone
And darling, please forgive me, I'm not home
I'm out shopping or trying to buy a dress
So please leave your message, unless you're in distress
Please leave a message after the tone
I'm so sorry this is taking me so long
I hope you're not calling from Australia
Or far from Singapore
Or this whole thing is costing you a fortune
As well as being a bore
Leave a message, please leave me a message after the tone
Because..alright I am! I am home! I am, I am, I am!
I'm locked up in the bathroom all alone
Please leave a mail message after the tone"

Must pop in to add how much I adore that movie!!!! I think I must have seen it a few hundred times. I am also finding it rather incredible that we all started out here b/c we were Adams fans but that it seems to me that we tend to have a lot more things in common than just that......maybe it a specific type of person drawn towards all these things....maybe i am just reading too much into this...

Ok now i shall sing...and since it has been rather chilly here of late I think I shall sing some Mamas and papas (or is it Mommas and Poppas)?

"All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brooooownn)
And the sky is grey (and the sky is greeeyyy)
I went for a waaaalk
on a winter's day.
I'd be safe and warm
if I was in LA
California Dreamin' on such a winter's daaaaaaay"

Ahhh California, I will be there for New Year's so when the end of the world starts I will be one of the first to go!!!! YAYYYY!

Well, it could be that only the people who agree with something, and not those who disagree, reply to it. When it's a matter of taste, that is. Thus it seems that everyone likes something when really the people who don't like it are keeping quiet.

It was the Bog of Eternal Stench. And I loved Dark City. Except for Keifer. He's creepy.

"In the autumn after the spring
comes man's last desperate surge of youth"

#One cold damp evening the world stood still
I watched as I held my breath
A silhouette I thought I knew came through
Someone spoke to me
Whispered in my ear
This fantasy's for you
Fantasies are 'in' this year.

My whole life flashed before my eyes
I thought, what they say is true
I shed my skin and my disguise
And cold, numb and naked I
Emerge from my cocoon
A half remembered tune
Played softly in my head
He said.

He turned, smiling, and said,

"I realise a miracle is due
I dedicate this melody to you"
But is this the stuff dreams are made of?
If this is the stuff dreams are made of
No wonder it feels like I'm floating on air

Everywhere, it feels like I'm everywhere

Like when you fail to make the connection
You know how vital it is

Or when something slips through your fingers
You know how precious it is

And you reach the point when you know it's only your
Second skin

It's only your second skin.#

TWF, did I hear you singing Spinal Tap up there?

"You take your car to work
I'll take my board
and when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat"

Thank you Icarus- and I agree that Keifer is creepy, but he was born that way

"Hello Darkness my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Because of visions softly creeping
Left its seed while I was sleeping
And a vision that was planted in my brain
Stil-"

Oops.. someone already did that one, eh? Hmm... k, I've got one:

"(oh, oh)
I would die for you, I would die for you
I've been dieing just to feel you by my side
To know that you're mine
I would cry for you, I would cry for you
I will wash away your pain with all my tears
And drown your fear

(ah-ah-ah-ah)
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
(ah-ah-ah-ah)

I will pray for you, I will pray for you
I will sell my soul for something pure and true
Someone like you
See your face every place that I walk in
Hear your voice every time that I'm talkin'
You won't believe in me
And I will never be ignored

(oh, oh)

I will burn, feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
And tear it apart
I will lie for you,
Beg and steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees for you
Until you see
You're just me

Violate all the love that I'm missin'
Throw away all the pain that I'm livin'
You won't believe in me
And I can never be ignored

I would die for you
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
I would kill for you
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
I will steal for you
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'd do time for you
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
I will wait for you
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'd make room for you
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'd tail ships for you
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
To be close to you
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
To be part of you
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
'Cause I believe in you
(ah-ah-ah-ah)
I believe in you
I would die for you

(oh)"

This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long

This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long

This song is siiix woooords long
This song is siiix woooords long

But I'l make a lot of money.
A whole lot of spending money.
I'm gonna make plenty of money
for just six words chile.

It's a gonna take time
a whole lot of precious time
I need to use plenty of time
for just six words chile

And so I's sing em over
and over and over and over
and over and over and over
and over and over
and over and over
and over and over again...

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the lunas on the path

The lunatic is the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And everyday the paperboy brings more

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head

Luna

"I lost on Jeopardy, baby..OOOOHHHOOOHHOOHHHOOOO.
That's the only line I can remember, so I will continue what was started before...
"This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
etc. ad nauseam

How ya doin' burnie?
Oy Vay! Oy Vay!
How ya doin' burnie?
Oy Vay! Oy Vay!

Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney hiney ho

Our temples had a fair share of rabbi's in the past
but most of them were nudnicks and none of them would last
But our neew guy's real cosher
I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya he's the daffle
He really knows his shtcik

So how bout you have you seen this jew?
Reads the torah does his own accounting too
Workin like a dog at the synagoaue
he's there all day, he's there all day
just say "vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
he'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some smear
just grab your yamica and
Hey! Hey! Do that hebrew thing!

Also, just to be interesting.......

Give it to me baby
Uh Huh! Uh Huh!
Give it to me baby
Uh Huh! Uh Huh!

Uno douce treis quarto sinco sinco seis

Ya know its kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have class and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just over compinsate
Atleast you know you can always go on Ricki Lake

The world needs wanna be's
So, hey, hey, do that brand new thing

Give it to me baby
Uh Huh! Uh Huh!
Give it to me baby
Uh Huh! Uh Huh!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
(For a white guy)



Sorry, I had to do that, I couldn't help myself.

Oops, also, at the begining I forgot the "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)" at the appropriate spot. Ok, that's it, I'm done for the night.

Lecciones en español:

Los Numeros:
1- uno
2- dos
3- tres
4- quatro
5- cinco
6- seis
7- siete
8- ocho
9- nueve
10- diez
11- once
12- doce
13- trece
14- catorce
15- quince
16- diez y seis (diesiseis)
17- diez y siete (diesisiete)
18- " y ocho ("iocho)
19- " y nueve ("inueve)
20- veinte
21- 29 veinte y uno, dos, etc (")
30- treinta
40- cuarenta
50- cincuenta
60- sesenta
70- setenta
80- ochenta
90- noventa
100- cien
1000- mil

Cancíon del Alfebeto (PHONETICALLY)
A B C Ch D E F G H
Ah, bay, say, chay, day, A, f-a, ey, ach-ay
I J K L M N Ñ O P
e, hota, ka, l-a, m-a, n-a n-yay (yeah!), oh, pay
Q R RR S T U V
coo, air-a, airrrrrrrrrrrr-a, s-a, tay, ooh, vay
W X Y
dubla-vay, a-keese (think geese with a K), e-gree-a-ga
Z
zeta

Lecciones en español:

Los Numeros:
1- uno
2- dos
3- tres
4- quatro
5- cinco
6- seis
7- siete
8- ocho
9- nueve
10- diez
11- once
12- doce
13- trece
14- catorce
15- quince
16- diez y seis (diesiseis)
17- diez y siete (diesisiete)
18- " y ocho ("iocho)
19- " y nueve ("inueve)
20- veinte
21- 29 veinte y uno, dos, etc (")
30- treinta
40- cuarenta
50- cincuenta
60- sesenta
70- setenta
80- ochenta
90- noventa
100- cien
1000- mil

Cancíon del Alfebeto (PHONETICALLY)
A B C Ch D E F G H
Ah, bay, say, chay, day, A, f-a, ey, ach-ay
I J K L M N Ñ O P
e, hota, ka, l-a, m-a, n-a n-yay (yeah!), oh, pay
Q R RR S T U V
coo, air-a, airrrrrrrrrrrr-a, s-a, tay, ooh, vay
W X Y
dubla-vay, a-keese (think geese with a K), e-gree-a-ga
Z
zeta