h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wouldn't mind a watch with a second hand, an hour hand and an eon hand. But I don't think they sell them in Argos.

But Particle Man swims under water without getting wet! Although I like the redundancy in Person Man's name.

That was the best TMBG record IMHO

All Triangle Man does is run around beating people up. Particle man raises deep philosophical questions like:

"Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater
does he get wet?
or does the water get him instead?"

Although there is no such thing as a bad TMBG album, I would give best album honors to John Henry. The lyrics are just as good, and the music is much much better (adding a band was a great idea)

"As I got hit by a car there was a message for me......As I went through the windshield, I noticed something.....Subliminal....in an unnoticeable way........Important........and hard to see....."

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That would make one hell of a Giants tune

Speaking of/in Latin

Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere

True enough. "Oh, the news I could bring, I met up with the King..."

Noli hoc praeterire

Now I fell uneducated and stupid, Where dids all of the Latin come from

Ancient Rome

Good call. But you've still failed to identify the song. I'll give you a hint: it's in virtually every action movie trailer in existance.

It's best known from Carl Orff's Carmina Burana but I think the lyrics are originally from some medieval poem.
I thought I dropped enough hints, Old Spice, Orffly...gee you guyz.
http://ue4.ee.nus.edu.sg/midi/Burana_carmina/fortuna1.mid

Congratulations! We have a winner! Wisest Fool come on down and collect your prize! Tune in next time for...umm...never mind.

I've got two legs
from my hips to the ground
and when I move 'em
the walk a-round

and when I lift them
they climb the stairs
and when I shave 'em
they ain't got hairs

I've-uuuuaaAAAAAGH!

Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Follow every rainbow
Buy every lotto ticket
Until you faahnd yer dreem

Worst inspirational epic ever until the one where Neil Diamond finds that his chair can't hear him

Whaaaaaaa?

Follw the yellow birck road,
Follow the yellow bick road,
follow follow follow follow follow the yellow brick road,
If ever a wounderful wiz there was, The wizard of Oz is one because
because because because because because, because of the wounderful things he does.
lalalalalala La la
Were off to see the wizard, the wounderful wizard of Oz.

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