h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*clears throat*
It's times like this when I just can't stop....can't wind your body without the body rock.....got schemes, schematics, blueprints on file.....you gotta have the dreams to make it all worthwhile

So as I take my time.....and realign.....I wonder what it is I hope to find......I don't mean to brag......I don't mean to boast......but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast....

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it then your voice will surley show it
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.

If you're happy and you know it Stomp your feet
If you're happy and you know it Stomp your feet
If you're happy and you know it Then your voice will surley show it
Etc.
Etc.
Etc.
Ad nauseum

Is that a public domain song I hear?

It is a song I used to sing with the preschoolers I taught sunday school to. I guess it is in the public domain.

I've just been reading 'Monty Python Speaks' so it would be remiss of me if I didn't sing:

Spam Spam Spam Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam
Lovely Spam!!!
Wonderful Spam!!!

Man, this place sure got quiet.

"Memo to myself.......do the dumb things I gotta do......touch the puppet head"

"Hello darkness my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again.
Because a vision that was creeping,
Left it's seed while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence..."

O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem...

Let's see any of you identify *that*.

That's the Gladiator Fight song from the old Roman High School. Isn't it?

"Round,
Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel,
Never ending on beginning,
On an ever-spinning reel
Like a snowball down a mountain,
Or a carnival balloon
Like a carousel that's turning
Running rings around the moon
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping
Past the minutes on its face
And the world is like an apple
Spinning silently in space
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind"
Same but different.

A mystery wrapped in an enigma, put in a handkerchief and thrown away, eh?

dial a song??? makes me think of tmbg
"dont, dont, dont lets start
this is the worst part
to believe for all the world
that you're my precious little girl"
and
"everybody dies frustrated and sad
and that is beautiful"

kalu

Sorry Marv, that's incorrect. And how much did you wager?

Triangle man triangle man, doing the things a triangle can.

I prefer particle man. More impressive.

That does seem Orffly familiar. Old Spice? A Geri Halliwell lyric perhaps?

Triangle man? That's from "They Might Be Giants". Or did you mean the Latin?

Ita vero

Icarus, you may prefer particle man, but if you remember correctly, triangle man wins in a fight.

I prefer person man, probably because he lives his life in a garbage can.

Universe man is a good guy to have on your side though. But being a bouncer it helps to have a good fighter in your corner.