h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And in the name of the Lollipop Gui-iiii-ldd....
-*deep breath*-
.....we wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.

Okay, now let's try "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" backwards in E-major sung a flattened fifth out of tune whilst juggling rubber chickens and riding a unicycle made entirely of Bob Evans™ Breakfast Sausage®.

Since I am currently alone in this space, I am going to sing Al's latest epic based on American Pie by Dan McLean.....

A long, long time ago
in a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack.
And they thought me and Qui gon gin
could talk the federation in
to maybe cutting them a little slack.

But their response it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us.
We escaped from that gas
and met JarJar in Bossnas (sp?).
We took a bongo from the sea
and went to town to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we met this boy......

WE WERE SINGING....
My my this here Anakin guy....


Anyone sing along...

Ahhhh, I'd rather not. I can't get Don McLean out of my head as it is. I do not need All bouncing around there as well. So how's this sound?

We're Men!
Manly Men,
We're Men in tights!,
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're Men,
We're Men in thiiiiights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right!
We may look like sissies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out you lights!
We're Men,
We're Meni in tights!

that if we were actually singing we would get every word right in these songs, but because we are typing some of the words come out wrong? At least I didn't try singing the song that never ends from lambchop. That one never goes away. How's about tv theme songs karaoke?

"Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.
And they're always glad you came.
You wanna be people know
people are all the same.
You wanna be where everybody knows your name...."

*Close up on beer.*

Case in point I completely left a word out of that last post.....have another beer? Thanks think I shall.........

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He wears ladies clothing
Hangs around in bars
etc

A classic. Who wrote it. On the tip of my tongue. Bach, Chopin, Shakespeare, My Mum ....

(sorry in advance)

Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin?

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches,
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue,
Than spend one more minute with you.

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue.
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades,
Than spend one more minute with you.

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die...

Than spend one more minute with you.

Isn't Monty Python wonderful?

Every night I get the blues
The greens and yellows and chartreuses
You're still living here with me...
... I'd rather be lonely.

Since I'm Catholic....here goes...

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathens spill theirs
on the cold, cold, ground
God will make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great...

Hey give me back the mike....I can sing I swear.....

BTW was someone else doing Weird Al a few posts ago or was I just imagining it?????

you were imagining it
anyway, i needed to sing

i wanna rock with you
(all night)
dance with you into the sunlight
i wanna rock with you
(all night)
i wanna rock the night away

good ole mj

kalu

I got the Greens in the morning,
The Greens at night.
I got the Greens when everything's alright...

Hey, the Greens live next door and they're always borrowing my stuff and...

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Sandwich Maker - Indeed that was Weird Al I was singing......and I see you are also a member of RSBohn's fan club "Dare to Be Stupid"

Wella.... evrybodeez hoid aboud der boid
boid boid boid iz der woid
wella
boid boid boid iz der woid-a
wella
boid boid boid iz der woid-a
wella
boid boid boid iz der woid
wella
boid boid boid iz der woid...
wella don' yew know aboud der boid
Wella evrybodee knowz dat der boid is der woid...

Actually that is one of my favorite Al songs on that album. I also like "Everything you know is wrong" as that is so true of some people I have met in life....so here are some lyrics (and I must drop by the fan club again, haven't been in awhile, have you checked out the official al website?):
*AHEM* *warms up*

"All righty this one goes out to all those people who just KNOW that they are WRONG!!"

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie

*Skips to chorus and REALLY belts it out*

Everything you know is wrong.
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important
doesn't matter
everything you know is wrong
just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
everything you!!!
*HEY who threw that shoe? I mean who throws a shoe anyway, that really hurt.....*drops mike and it is immediately snatched away amidst a chorus of cheers.....Sandwich Maker staggers off the stage...in search of alcohol

Fat and weak... What a disgrace....
Guess the champ got too lazy...
Aint gonna fly, he's just taking up space at the counter of the Carnaige Deli..


Sorry if I messed up the lyrice. I haven't heard this one for a long time.

Hmmmmm...the first one (SM) i don't recognize at all. the second one (Marv) sounds familiar, but i still can't place it