h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooooh a microphone!

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window.
I saw the flickering shadow of love on her blind.
She was my woman.
As she decieved me I watched and went out of my mind.

My My My Delilah.
Why Why Why Delilah.
I could see, that girl was no good for me
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free.

At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting.
I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door.
She stood there laughing.
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more.

My My My Delilah.
Why Why Why Delilah.
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more.

MORE BEER PLEASE!

Hey CF, how've ya been? I think the bar can handle your request.

"That's great it starts with an earthquake
birds and snakes and airplanes
Lenny Bruce is not afraid"

HI TV. Things have been pretty poor of late. Lost the mother in law a couple of weeks ago, buried her last week. I know it is not cool to say so - but she was my friend. BUT we are now getting on with it and we are determined to make this as happy a Christmas as possible.

You did ask.

How are you?

Pretty good.....I've got a sore throat from all this singing, however

~It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine.....