h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps everyone knows something we don't.....

*Starts to think of "The Shining" and it's Overlook Hotel and shudders...*

Has any one noticed how oddly the barman bahaves?

Oh my God. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... No, it's just your imagination. Things like that NEVER happen in Canada. *thinks hard, it couldn't happen HERE, could it?* Hmmm. Maybe I should bring in my dogs. They'll sniff out any trouble before it gets to us. Besides, everything is going to be wonderful for all of us. Maybe a zombie was the wrong drink order. How about a Long Island Ice Tea? There's 5 different alcohols in it, and tequila is one of them.

I'm not really a big fan of tequilla but i'll have one, just to be sociable of course

Careful, there.....a couple of tequillas and you might find yourself a bit more "sociable" than you expected!!!

NM

*Dr J wobbles in direct from Greebo's Pre-Wedding Party*
'snuttin' wrong wish Tequilal. I can shdring ash menninnny of shem 's I like.
*Falls in heap on floor, snoring gently*

LOL Yes, tekillya is usually trouble. But when you add 4 other kinds of alcohol the effect is very pleasant. And it's only a LOT more potent.

LOL Deja vu, Dr. J

*Snaps awake. Now completely sober*
Thanks for waking me, alicat. I nearly forgot that I'm supposed to be editing the H2G2 Space Centre Newsletter. BB when I've finished.
Keep a LIIT cool for me. BBS

*Trying out the karaoke*

When you're feeling sad and lonely
When your something or other goes only
Then you can call me
Don't hang around you can call me
Call me and I'll be around...

*Really getting into it*

ROFLOL All right Mari-rae! WOOOOOO! I think it's up to us N. Americans now. It's very late (early?) across the pond. What are you drinking, sweetie.

What have you got?

Well, it's an open bar, so you can have anything you want. How about a Long Island Ice Tea? We were going to have Zombies earlier, but Gwennie brought up "The Shining" and the Overlook Hotel, so we thought better of that. Where are you in the U.S., if you don't mind me asking?

Standing at the bar of the Sheraton as far as i can tell.......

Not that i'm a reliable witness

*after careful consideration has found perfect coelacanth karaoke song to belt out for the entertainment of the drinkers*

CRAZY - I'M CRAZY FOR BEING SO LONELY
CRAZY - CRAZY FOR BEING SO BLUE

LOL Good one, Coely. Another round!

Thanks! All that singing has made me thirsty. Can I have something strong with a little umbrella in please.
Your turn for a song alicat

OK. Hmmmm. Oh I know, "Raindrops keep falling on my head, da dum dum da da da da da, should have stayed in bed.." No, that's not it, is it? Maybe a drink will help. Would you like a snort from God's bottle, Coely? Let's see, "Woke up this morning and grabbed myself a beer..." *starts thinking about Jim Morrison, needs another drink of God's elixor* I seem to be clearing out the lounge. Barkeep, another round for my fishy friend and I.

*Not being a music buff decides not to sing anything but sits quietly in a corner with a nice hot cup of tea and a bottle of pain killers for a mega hang over!*

*whispers, in consideration of the hangover* Hi Gwennie, I'm afraid I cleared out the bar with my singing. It would be very embarassing, if I weren't drunk to begin with. A little "hair of the dog"?

Perhaps we could all sing together!
Think of something from Phil Spector.