h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Silence, child!
ROFL

*Snapping out of her stupor*

~My Masarti does one eighty five
~I lost my license, and now I can't drive
~But life's been good to me...

Ulp, can't remember anymore. It's a good highway song. The perfect highway song is 'Radar Love'. If you do 68 mph while listening to it the electical poles go by your window in time with the beat.

*alicat knows that the next time she hears "Radar Love" while driving, she will be watching the hydro poles. * I agree, Mari-rar. It is the best highway song. I took a peak out the window, and the sun is shining bright today. The mist from the Falls makes perfect rainbows. If I ever leave this bar, I'll have to remember to look. I don't think I'll be leaving any time soon, though. It's just too pleasant here.

Very true, alicat. Any way we've all had too much to drink to even consider driving and who's going to pay the bar bill?

No problem with the bar bill. I became rich when Coely swam up the Falls. There's an unlimited tab. We've still got the 20th floor booked, so no one needs to drive. There are drinks and food up there, and comfy beds. I really like the ambience at this bar. Although no one has sung in a while. We must need to drink more.

"On a christmas-cake day, one Friday in August
In a bookshop on Charing Cross Road
I first met a girl and at once I did know

She had hair like an angel and eyes like a poet
Reflecting the light that did glow............"

*Al Stewart, Charing Cross Road Manoevres ca. 1970/1*

More Champagne!

Beautiful. I believe the longer we stay here, the better we sound. You must not sleep very much, John.

"Somewhere, over the rainbow"
I wish I'd seen it out the window! Its what I'm waiting for. Always seems to be raining (or night time) when I look!
Perhaps when we have run out of karaoke songs we should explore more of the hotel. How about the ballroom? We could all dress up!

What a fabulous idea, Coely. It was sunny out earlier today, but the clouds have moved back in. I made a wish on a star last night. Your dream will come true. I'm sure of it now. For extra, extra insurance, I'm going to cook a chicken (sorry, chicken, it's for a good cause.) and wish on the wishbone, too. We can't fail, Coely. *thinks real hard for a song to sing* Coely, you haven't had any champagne yet.

"Oh would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar?"
Thanks you so much for the wish
Didn't you notice the extra long straw leading from your glass? HIC!
I think we need a group effort with a song. How about a line each? It seems a good h2g2 song!

"You're everywhere and nowhere baby.."

I'm afraid I don't know that one, Coely. How about
"There's a kind of hush
all over the world tonight...?

Maybe more champagne.

I know that one!
Another round of drinks, and get some extra in ready for the people who are only here when I sleep!

All right. This has the makings of an all-nighter. I haven't seen Shazz here yet. She's safely in Holland and forever with the love of her life. A toast to true love. May we all know the feeling. I love everything.

*Gwennie, who has been watching repeats of "'Allo, 'Allo" sits in a corner grining inanely whilst sipping hot tea, with lumps of cheese protruding from her ears*

LOL. Oh good, the fondue is here. Gwennie, your turn for a song. Bartender, another round of "Dead Puppies". We are trying to have a party here.

Sing! Moi? *Adopts best Churchill attitude......* Never!

*Starts to clap and chant...*

Gwen-NIE
Gwen-NIE
Gwen-NIE

All right, you don't have to sing, BUT you must tell us a tongue twister (after this bottle of champagne, of course) and you must repeat it 6 times, fast.

Saying anything fast six times would be a tounge twister after this many drinks

hehe!!!!
monsy