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The Whiskey Ocean
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 19, 2000
*Stands and stretches*
Think I'll go for a night-time swim under the stars.
*Jogs into the surf and dives under a wave, casting an apprehensive glance at Nessie. Nessie appears to be asleep. Begins swimming out, and frolicking in the waves, enjoying an occasional gulp of the whiskeywater. UNTIL! Bump! Her head bangs into a keg. The keg is large, aluminum, and rides low in the waves. Curiouser and curiouser, she thinks and begins paddling the keg back to shore. It is very heavy and full of something that is not liquid.*
Hey! Help!
*BB and Gwennie come over and together they lug the keg up onto the sand. They all stand looking down at it.*
What do you think is in this keg?
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 19, 2000
*Peers carefully at keg*
Hmmm... If those markings are what I think they are,....
...then WE'RE ALL INCREDIBLY RICH!!!!!!
I think we could have stumbled across a few very rare, extremely precious gold-diamonds.
Similar to *ordinary* diamonds, the gold-diamond reflects not white light, but golden light. If you look carefully enough, in the right places, you can sometimes see a thin trace of gold. 
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 20, 2000
:=) ! What are we waiting for? Lets open it up!
*Grabs a rock and starts beating on the lid of the keg.*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 20, 2000
I meant
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Kumabear Posted Feb 20, 2000
*keg is smashed open.....bagels fall out....*
What's this? False advertising?
*pokes bagels with long stick*
These things aren't dangerous, are they?
*notices tattered burlap sack among the bagel wreckage*.....
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 20, 2000
*Picks up a cinnamon-raisin bagel. Brushes off the sand and nibbles.*
Ooo, almost fresh!
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 20, 2000
Hey! We do NOT burn six-strings (or twelve strings or any other wonderful instruments).. Takes guitar and begins softly strumming Scarborough Fair to the stars.
'Nonnie
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Gwennie Posted Feb 20, 2000
Oooh! Bagels - yummy! I wonder what they're like dunked in martini? *Dunks bagel..* Hmmm! Not bad...
*Starts to hum drunkenly to Scarborough Fair....*
Does anyone know what's in that burlap sack that our Baron le Bear is poking away at over there? I could've sworn I saw it move just now...
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 20, 2000
http://www.h2g2.com/U108409
Well, what is it then?
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Gwennie Posted Feb 21, 2000
Aw! Go on! Please! You can always fly away, you know... 
*Muffled noises come from inside the sack....*
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 21, 2000
*blinks*
"http://www.h2g2.com/U108409 SRC="/images/f_smiley.gif"/>"
oops.
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 21, 2000
http://www.h2g2.com/gotouserpage.cgi
Didn't work, did it Nonnie?
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 21, 2000
Nope. FYI, html has been disabled in forums.
'Nonnie
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 21, 2000
http://www.h2g2.com/gotouserpage.cgi
So what exactly were you trying to do?
This?
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coelacanth Posted Feb 21, 2000
OUCH
*wriggles*
Where am I?
OUCH
It's dark
OUCH
Who is poking me?
*wriggles*
gasp... gasp... GASP
Let me out!
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Kumabear Posted Feb 21, 2000
*Tears sack open*...
NOBODY EAT THE COELACANTH! THEY TASTE HORRIBLE!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Feb 21, 2000
*Jumps back in alarm* What is a Coli; Cola; Co; um...COELACANTH!
*Tosses a bagel at it*
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Kumabear Posted Feb 22, 2000
It's a fish...long believed to be extinct.......foud off the coast of Madagasgar...
It's not dangerous....just doesn't taste good....and I don't think it appreciates having bagels thrown at it.
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- 122: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Feb 19, 2000)
- 123: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Feb 20, 2000)
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- 125: Kumabear (Feb 20, 2000)
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- 127: Anonymouse (Feb 20, 2000)
- 128: Gwennie (Feb 20, 2000)
- 129: Kumabear (Feb 20, 2000)
- 130: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Feb 20, 2000)
- 131: Kumabear (Feb 21, 2000)
- 132: Gwennie (Feb 21, 2000)
- 133: Anonymouse (Feb 21, 2000)
- 134: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Feb 21, 2000)
- 135: Anonymouse (Feb 21, 2000)
- 136: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Feb 21, 2000)
- 137: coelacanth (Feb 21, 2000)
- 138: Kumabear (Feb 21, 2000)
- 139: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Feb 21, 2000)
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