h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Gwennie looks offended*

I'm the defender of cockroaches! It's BB here (who has been pelting me with olives when he thinks no one is around) who was all for stomping them out... That's how he got his cockroach wings - he was attacked by my pet cockroach sandwich and I had to put him back together, but I stapled those rather fetching wings on to him at the same time...

Hmmm..... Martini, hey? Long time since I've had one of these beasties... hic! Ta!

i need steam.

I was actually aiming for the scalpel she's holding in her left hand.

*Gwennie rapidly hides offending object behind her back...*

Scalpel? Where? Methinks your imagination is running riot BB. Here have some more of this delicious martini......

OK OK.

I'll drink to that!....and that, and that, and that, and that......

Just as well i brought back another load of olives then, the way you 2 are going through those martinis.

I think i had better join you...........er, unless 3 is a crowd

I will join you LInus. I could really use a drink right about now.
Marv

Cheers Marv,

Always a pleasure to drink with the grate one

Shall we find an appropriate pool or just grab whatever is in arms reach ?

*Pulls giant CRAZY STRAW from matted fur, puts one end in mouth/ one end in martini......SSSSLLLLLUUURRRRPP*

*emerging from the guinness lake with a rather fetching piece of green seaweed dangling down from her hair* Awwwwww! Sthtats bedder...I feel almosht human again now....arghhhhhhhh! my hair hash gorn gween...I mushtav been in too long
shazzPRMEZZZZZZZZZ

Just look at you !!!You should know better than to play with the garnish.

*Removes seaweed from Shazzs' hair and hands her a bloody mary*

Here, drink this. You'll feel a lot better

Whats that over there...........

*points off into the distance, and surrepticiously removes the celery from the glass while Shazz looks in the other direction*

My goodnesh! That looks like the Loch Ness Monster!! Wht didna somebody shay we were in Schcotland?? ermmmm....*gulps down bloody mary and gives Linus a filthy look as he crunches on the celery*...it sheems to be comin thish way guyzzzzz!
shazzPffffffzzzzzzzT

*offers Shazz a handful of olives he hand picked from the vodka glacier as a peace offering*

I think I'll just hide behind this rock till we determine whether this monster is friendly or not.

* inserts crazy straw in Guinness pool*

Hmm I think that Nessie is dragging a keg or six of good Scotch with her.

Which is very strange given that she is swimming in an ocean of the stuff.......

Quite strange indeed. Just remember, beware of monsters bearing bifts....sorry...gifts.

Yes, i've heard about bifts....

Very nasty

Ah but it loks like she is offering us some *very* nice 24 year old whisky

Maybe if we swapped it for some Brownies