h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*offers tray to Nessie.....Nessie looks offended*

It seems as though she will not make a trade. She's offering the vintage liquor freely and will accept nothing in return. not even BROWNIES!

*Gwennie bravely leaps to foreground, weilding trusty scalpel...*

Hmmm.. *peers closely* I have my suspicions here..... *hacks away a chunk of green slimy stuff* Good grief - it's Shazz! I think she's in dire need of a wee drinkie. Is there any martini left?

Gwennie: *blinks* Lemme get this straigh, you're a defender of cockroaches, yet you had one kept prisoner in a ... -sandwich-!? (And since he/she/it was attacking Bear, it didn't seem to be at all happy at the prospect, I must say. ) Oh well, do enjoy your martini.

Bear: Well if you must pelt someone (or some scalpel), I guess olives are as good a source of ammunition as anything. Would you mind pelting some my way? *opens mouth to catch next pelting missile*

Oh, Linus! More ammo! How could we -not- let you join!

That's okay, Shazz, green becomes you.

Well, if Nessie's gone to all the trouble of fetching kegs, she must be on a friendly mission? (Though they could be empty kegs and she's about to roust us all from her private stock I suppose...)

Ahh, I see. Well, perhaps if we take the scotch first, -then- offer her a tray of Brownies she'll understand we just mean to be friends and thinks she'll like them and should join us in Brownie..erm.. wait a minute.. that's heading into the wrong thread.

Does anyone here speak Ness?

'Nonnie

*whew*

*Trudges up from direction of vodka glacier bearing a huge armload of olives. Spots Nessie and panic fills her heart. She begins hurling olives toward the beast, pelting Nessie in the face.*

Oh no, Oh no! Not again! Back off from it! Don't drink what's in that keg! Get away, you miserable serpent. Go somewhere else with that poison.

*Turns to astonished crowd of party-goers.* Nessie has a potion in those kegs that will make your skin reflect your emotions in colors for all to see. Its very dangerous.

How typical is this, I come back and find Anonymouse and Shazz involved in a party. Why the heck wasn't I invited?

*users people over to his new 'Welcome Back Garibaldi' party*

It's pust on by Garibaldi's Parties, "Where we know what's in the punch"

Roooaar! RooOooaar.
She says that she lost all of her potion a while ago, this is just scotch.

Well, it took me a little while to find this place, so I'd better start catching up

Better start drinking quickly if you want to catch up with us

Oh, and help yourself to the olives

you are in luck, we have an apparently unlimited supply of booze now.

And a good thing too

Yes...it is amazing how quickly a lake turns into a pond...then into a puddle when it is make of scotch! I think that I will trudge up the beach a little ways and find my dear friend Garibaldi's welcome home party I need to discuss a little building job with him...It appears that the Temple he built for MadMunk is sliding down the mountain
shazzPRME

Hrm.. Sounds like a real eye-opener to me... There's a few beings around who's punch I wouldn't mind 'spiking' with that concoction.

Garibaldi: You were 'not invited' because you were AWOL, you silly! You know everyone actually -present- is invited to all parties!

Shazz: Oh, so -that's- why I couldn't find it when I went a huntin yesterday. *sniffles*

*climbs up on Nessie's head and giggles, sliding down the long neck* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is fun!

'Nonnie

*adapting fatherly tone*

Now you be careful there Nonnie. I wouldn't want to see you getting hurt


*reverting*

Well..........i guess you are old enough to look after yourself. I think i need another drink

That's okay, Linus, Nessie doesn't mind. Do ya Ness? *pats Nessie's tail* Hmmm...

*slides down tail, just before 'end of ride' Nessie arches tail up and kinda curvy so 'Nonnie lands back on her head*

*EEps* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Tanks, Ness!

'Nonnie

*Gwennie produces camera and takes picture of activities...*

Just one for the album... Is this tail a sort of water slide and may I have a turn, please?

*Wanders across and offers Nessie a martini...*

*face down unconcious in the sand with sand crab pinching foot*

Nessie looks as she does not mind being used as a slide. Here let me ask her. Roaoooooor Roaaasor?
It is OK.

*Trips over "BB"* Oops! *Notices crab and gently rescues it from a fate worse than death...* C'mon wee beastie, we don't want to die of lysteria in our diet, do we?

*Grabs hold of BB's wings and yanks him to sitting position*
Eeww! You look like a face worse than death!

Here... have the hair of the dog... I brushed one of mine yesterday and have lots to spare!

*sits unsteadily in drunken stupor*

....h..hair...o'...the "hic"...wha.....? *falls back on sand*

.......*clears throat* ....where...da...BUURRRP....olives..."hic" go.....?

*Starts stuffing dogs hair into BB's mouth...* Don't worry, they had a bath about six month's ago...

Who's Olive?