h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry! I think I may have had the last of this batch of olives. But there should be some more along shortly...

*helps himself to the olives* Hmm... these are really nice *takes 2 handfuls* Hmm... I need a drink.

*looks around* Is there any 'softdrink' around here, you all know my problem *starts acting like he takes a few drinks and then gets behind the wheel*

Ah stuff it, get me 3 Ginantonix

How did *I* miss this place!

*DD jumps in, and enjoys the Whiskey lapping over his tongue*

Try some bottled love. better than anything else you've ever had and guess what? Yup it's free. Here have a crate 24 bottles free of charge from the "love crusade" hand them out you'll find the bottles never get empty. cool hu??

*alicat emerges from the whisky ocean wrapped in seaweed. notices Loch Ness monster fumbling with kegs of scotch. wanders over to see if she can be of any assistance* these guys can drink enough to empty our oceans. got to keep them happy. oh, i almost forgot, i have some little blue love pills Monkey Boy brought. they're magic.

Hmm.... no olives left... must find snack foods to eat... need whiskey.. need munchies... need to run around like a mad chook

*waves from Nessie's head* Ah.. I see you two managed to pry yourselves from the beer pool, eh?

'Nonnie

*carries over small barrel of olives* here you go, in heaven you don't run out of anything. have you tried the bottled love, yet? it's the sweetest substance we have here.

How's it going Nonnie? How's your love vibe today?? Here, have a drink, you'll "love" it!!!!

Woohoo... olives... need more olvies... must be something in them... Hmm need sweet stuff, twill try bottled loved

*grabs a bottle*

*mooches in*

here you go fella's, thought you might like a sack of Cheez-ums to go with the suppin' stuff.

You'll find me over there lapping it up at the DogBolter pool.

my beer is warm and so's my heart. i love this place. Nonnie, i saved one of your relatives from the clenches of the guard cats who live upstairs. he is safe in my garage, along with a good supply of food, and several bottles of love.

drink the love potion and you will feal the vibe!!!!!

What the.....? who stuffed all this dog hair in my mouth?

Gimme some O' that bottled love right over here....I need a good gargle...

Nice one dude. Please do the Monkey Boy a favour????? Take a few crates of the love drink with you on your travels and drop them off where ever you go.

Spread the love vibe,,,,share it!!!!!!

will do.

I wish that vodka glacier moved a bit faster i'm sick of having to walk all that way to get the olives.

*drops large quantity of olives on the ground*

Phew, that was hard work. I need a drink

We are all having fun in here aren't we ...I seem to be sober again ;-( I better have another swim in the guinness lake
Care to join me anyone?
shazzPRME

Love to

There are many things in life less fun than swimming in a lake full of Guinness !!!!

If anyone here can figure out how to make the Zitlurub VI sun to go down , please let me know. I'd like to get a huge-ass bonfire going and it just doesn't have the same effect in daylight.

Yeah, Yeah...I know that booze is flamable...but I'm sure we can be careful for a change of pace.