A Conversation for The h2g2 Circus
Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
J Posted Aug 22, 2003
Just me having a bit of fun H.
Oh my, no need for your 
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Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Aug 22, 2003
Oh well. 
Now, back to business. How would you feel about a tattoo of an alpaca on my knee?
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Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Aug 23, 2003
Well, I doubt if there are enough of us to organize. But I'm not sure about that. I think that circus folks as a group may have a union.
We're going to need a sword swallower.
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Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
J Posted Aug 23, 2003
Yes... perhaps spook with really pointy ones? 
It would be an unusual union!
Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Aug 23, 2003
I pictured him more as the fire eater.
Indeedy! Quite a group. Not one to mess with, if you get my drift.
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Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Aug 23, 2003
Ok. We have a trapeze act, a clown, a fortune teller, a bearded tattooed lady,and a donut vendor who eats up all her stock. We're never going to make Madison Square Garden with this bunch. We need to recruit some acts.
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Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Aug 23, 2003
Only very good ones. And Chinese acrobats.
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Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
J Posted Aug 23, 2003
Like Barnum and Bailey?
Is the h2g2 circus any better than Barnum and Bailey?
All we need is a lion tamer and meat.
Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Aug 23, 2003
Don't tell me ferret meat. 
My beard will wind up 20 feel long! 
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Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
J Posted Aug 23, 2003
No, lions will eat humans sooner than ferrets. Ferrets smell, as I'm sure upi realize from the large beard under your nose
Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Aug 23, 2003
You can't feed humans to the lions. That was outlawed years ago. Even in Ohio. 
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Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
J Posted Aug 23, 2003
How about Canada and Mexico? We can have a Mexican circus!
Ole.
Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Aug 24, 2003
Illegal in Mexico. Illegal in Canada. You're going tohave to feed something besides humans to the lions.
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Hypatia the Bearded Lady!
Hypatia Posted Aug 25, 2003
I don't think so. Unless the Chinese stir-fry them or the Cajuns cook them up into an etoufee. Otherwise, they're at the top of the food chain.
The college where I got my undergraduate degree had a Lion as our mascot. We had another college in town that was a Christian college. When I was a senior our student senate challenged their student senate to a pizza eating contest. Each class had one representative. I was the senior class representative. Anyway, we won. And a few weeks earlier we had beaten them at touch football. So the headline in the campus newspaper read....'Lions 2, Christians 0'.
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