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The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Sep 28, 2004
Hey, how does a guy get a drink 'round here anyways?
How y'all doin? I know it's been quite a while but I've been away at school and wrestling. Furthermore, I kinda got peeved about my article getting kicked into "flea market."
Anyways, I'm gunna try to get on here more often. I'm a busy kid so if you need me bad enough email me at [email protected] or [email protected]. Ill try to get to you right away. Can anyone here brief me on what's happened as of late?
Yosarian
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) Posted Sep 29, 2004
Not a bunch.
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 29, 2004
there are meny ways to get drunk here...
most of them involve drinking something,
Please, whats your poison?
of course there is something everyso often,
whatever plot turns up,
please help yourselves to troublemaking
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Khamsin Posted Sep 29, 2004
: I is looking for a kitty milkshake
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 29, 2004
Monster your not going to be served here...
esspesually not with requests like that!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 29, 2004
*flourishes and produces two inch long knife*
Monster would you kindly order something that bar maid will serve or else find another drinking spot please
*lounges back on bar and sips a 
which has conveniently appeared*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 29, 2004
oooh that reminds me... must update page
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 29, 2004
*remembers and decides to party for ten minutes*
Drinks on me for ten minutes....seeing as theres nobody here! Okay....drinks on me for the next three days then
Theres no party blower smiley like on msn...
and I'll steal the fools one for a bit 
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 29, 2004
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 30, 2004
*starts sloshing drink around*
Come, join me and get completely sloshed...it seems a good time for it at the minute...everyones got problems, everyones suicidal, everyones got exam/ucas/life stress...lets just drink and wish it alll away
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 30, 2004
*gets 
*
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 30, 2004
*frowns*
Thats...orange juice....
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 30, 2004
Your not getting served drinks like that!
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 30, 2004
trying to ask for our mistress in a blender
*secretly *
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Khamsin Posted Sep 30, 2004
: what is I allowed, I is wanting to know
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 30, 2004
you can have 
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
invisiblespace_rat Posted Oct 1, 2004
I'll have a double whisky on the rocks and a "Flaming Aussie" snack, well-done.
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 1, 2004
*snaps fingers and one appears infront of rat*
Be careful of the pickled onions behind the bar. Theyve been there a while...otherwise all the drinks are very good here!
*pours self a tequila sunrise* ahhh its so pretty!! I mean *cough* Hrmm Im well 'ard!
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- 821: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Sep 24, 2004)
- 822: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Sep 28, 2004)
- 823: radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) (Sep 29, 2004)
- 824: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 29, 2004)
- 825: Khamsin (Sep 29, 2004)
- 826: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 29, 2004)
- 827: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 29, 2004)
- 828: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 29, 2004)
- 829: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 29, 2004)
- 830: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 29, 2004)
- 831: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 30, 2004)
- 832: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 30, 2004)
- 833: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 30, 2004)
- 834: Khamsin (Sep 30, 2004)
- 835: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 30, 2004)
- 836: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 30, 2004)
- 837: Khamsin (Sep 30, 2004)
- 838: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 30, 2004)
- 839: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 1, 2004)
- 840: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 1, 2004)
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