A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 19, 2004
*sniffs it and loses a few nose hairs*
Right...is there insurance for this stuff? And will you be nice to me when i pass out?
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 19, 2004
the bar is fully insured against damage due to over consumption of scumple,
and we will put you in a nice dark room with some water 
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 19, 2004
*takes a huge gulp of scumble*
hey i didnt notice you have a rainbow in the bar! oh wait this isnt a bar! Its Xanth! Wow Im in a magical land! And what a nice centaur you are! whats your name nice bar-centaur?
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 19, 2004
*stands amused cleaning glasses*
Well thats little business of yours, nice day isnt it...
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 19, 2004
its a lovely day in the land of do-as-youre-told!
*takes another gulp*
ooohhh pretty purple stars! Lets play catch with them, oh wait look at this drink with whirlwinds in it! lets drink more of it.....
*passes out over the bar, splashing scumble on the counter and falling on Anthea*
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 19, 2004
*catches her before she hits the floor and takes her into the store rooms which are dark and contain much more alcohol than the local brewery... also a bucket of water*
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Sep 22, 2004
*bob, looks over his shoulder from bar*
ohh.
look at that.
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 22, 2004
yes...
can i intrest you in some scumple sir?
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Sep 22, 2004
*considers*
well...
ok, one 4 the road.
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 22, 2004
alright,
*pours him a huge pitcher full*
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Sep 22, 2004
"just what the Doctor ordered"
ps what is your doctorate in anyway?
*sniffs pitcher, splutters*
you forgot to add battery acid to it!!! (for flavor)
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 22, 2004
Dr Anthea is a failed psychologest, and is a medic in some other RPs,
*hands him a small glass of battery acid*
my appologies sir
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Sep 22, 2004
Coren: *yawn* Hello, Anthea, sorry I've been gone, do you have any sort of work I can do, since I'm determined to get some sort of job?
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) Posted Sep 23, 2004
Dr. Anthea, so uh...work, that just ruined my appetite.
*leaves after mysteriously having entered*
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Sep 23, 2004
Coren: *rolls eyes* I meant like serving drinks to customers.
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 23, 2004
*wakes up and emerges*
well i'll pay you to massage my back and find me a potion to make nick want me back....who has STILL not be assassinated I notice. Are you guys just slacking or what!?
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Sep 23, 2004
*bob downs pitcher, sways on the spot, then moves strait from a sitting position to an unconsious position in one, swift movement*
*Burble*
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 23, 2004
another satisfied customer
Kat please, I dont think your contract will run, its clearly a personal thing and... all things considered I am going to have to clarify the assassination rules about this now...
The Assassins Guild will take contracts on
a) H2G2 members (not italics)
b) Other worldish entities, EG Thor
c) small yet annoying things which attack the guild... its there own fault
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Sep 24, 2004
Coren: *raises eyebrow* Massage? Certainly. *gives Kat the requested back massage, with all (reasonable) orders anticipated through magic so she won't have to give them and they go without saying*
The brand new One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 24, 2004
*withdraws contract but is satisfied with massage*
oh here, have the igloo anyway anthea
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- 801: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 19, 2004)
- 802: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 19, 2004)
- 803: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 19, 2004)
- 804: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 19, 2004)
- 805: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 19, 2004)
- 806: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 19, 2004)
- 807: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Sep 22, 2004)
- 808: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 22, 2004)
- 809: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Sep 22, 2004)
- 810: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 22, 2004)
- 811: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Sep 22, 2004)
- 812: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 22, 2004)
- 813: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Sep 22, 2004)
- 814: radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) (Sep 23, 2004)
- 815: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Sep 23, 2004)
- 816: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 23, 2004)
- 817: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Sep 23, 2004)
- 818: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 23, 2004)
- 819: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Sep 24, 2004)
- 820: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 24, 2004)
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