h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*plants a few trip wire grenades and hides in the corner behind the drawing board*

*a duck starts walking towards the laboratory*

oh dear
*runs around disarming all the grenades*

*the duck walks in and looks around then writes something on a chart and pins a notice to the wall*
"danger scientists at work"

*the duck gets some bread from the take away at the back of the lab*

see even the ducks like the food here

10) no bones or dead bodies

11) no spitting
12) ignore Wonko's comments
13) Never leave stuff on the floor for ducks to hurt themselves on
14) Always listen to Dr Anthea (this one is so important its in twice)

*installs the hand and retina scannners and bullet proof glass on the lab door*

*scores out rule 12

sorry hes 3rd in command he out ranks everyone that he trys to boss around

I'm sorry I agree with anthea so 12 has been removed

thank you
*the duck helps itself to apple crumble and cream*

do you have fudge brownie ice cream here?

*the duck nods and a red squirell brings out some fudge brownie ice cream*

Squirels? oh well mmmmmmmmmmmmm Ice cream I'd like another gallon please

*the squirel brings another gallon of the ice cream*

mmmm My favourite
*sits over by the drawing board eating the ice cream, ready to draws his gun iat any moment*

*the squirell stands in the kitchen sharpening a knife*
*a shadow flickers in the hall way*

me? bossing people around?


go ahead, ignore my *comments*, but not orders or the like.