A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild

The Laboratory

Post 121

Khamsin

The ducks run all maintance around the guild they provide for your every need


The Laboratory

Post 122

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

indeed thay do...
which is why thay deserve our respect


The Laboratory

Post 123

Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!!

yeah, they're takin care of me in the store, thats cool, the ducks are definetly cool in my book.


The Laboratory

Post 124

Khamsin

everyone loves the ducks smiley - winkeye isn't that true Dr Anthea


The Laboratory

Post 125

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

the ducks are very helpfull
which is why there is an automatic contract on anyone that hurts a duck...


The Laboratory

Post 126

TheDirtyVicar

what if i were to accidentaly step on a ducks foot?


The Laboratory

Post 127

Khamsin

as you can tell none of this lovely fast food contains duck, the vendor is just on the right help yourself
*wonders what other food they do*


The Laboratory

Post 128

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

theres pizza, chinese food, indian food, bugers + chips, ice-cream, other deserts...

and if you step on a ducks foot apologise and hope thay dont complain


The Laboratory

Post 129

Khamsin

lol mmmmmm... Ice cream
*goes over to the counter and picks up a gallon of ice cream and starts to eat*


The Laboratory

Post 130

Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!!

*brings stuff from the store and sits down and begins to work.*

what flavor ice cream?


The Laboratory

Post 131

Khamsin

smiley - chocice cream


The Laboratory

Post 132

Khamsin

2 rules in the lab
1) don't eat my food
2) Semper ubi sub ubi


The Laboratory

Post 133

Khamsin

3) don't make a mess
4) all explosions must be done outside in the training ground


The Laboratory

Post 134

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

its everyones food...
just you get larger amounts being the head of department...
and a higher rank


The Laboratory

Post 135

Khamsin

No I mean the food I'm eating


The Laboratory

Post 136

Khamsin

5) never steal my inventions
6) don't use my drawing board


The Laboratory

Post 137

Khamsin

7) I can make up what ever rules I want
8) apart from when Anthea says otherwise


The Laboratory

Post 138

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

9)no unneeded use of latin


The Laboratory

Post 139

Khamsin


The Laboratory

Post 140

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!


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