A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 1, 2003
Is this where an assiasin would come to procure some lethal chemicals for mixing and poisoning and blowing stuff up?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 1, 2003
yes 
you wouldent be interesated in being a scientist as well would you?
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 1, 2003
possibly......would i still get to execute contracted people on occasion?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 1, 2003
oh yes...
the scientists can still do all the *normal* assassin stuff as well... if thay wish to...
also the assistents get there own black lab coats...
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Nov 1, 2003
yes very cool, ill have those books read in a jiff khamsin!
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Khamsin Posted Nov 1, 2003
*hands the same set of books to TheDirtyVicar*
Nice light reading
*eats even more fast food and walks over to the drawing board*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 1, 2003
well... i couldent very well give you white ones....
its against the basic teachings of assassinry
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 1, 2003
outstanding. yes i will be an assistant scientist. if for no other reason than the stylish black lab coat. and well the chemicals and explosions and such. This is all you want me to read? no problem for me i am profesional.
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Nov 1, 2003
hey khamsin, lets try an make some explosive chicken feed, im workin on a contract on chickens. that reminds me, dr anthea, do you want any trophies?
yosarian
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Khamsin Posted Nov 1, 2003
here Yosarian use this formula I used it to make explosive nuts for the squirels the nuts are in the store if you want some
*hands Yosarian the formula*
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Nov 1, 2003
ok thanks! now lets see if i can incorporate this into chicken feed.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 1, 2003
by trophies...
i hope you dont meen that you will be brining dead chickens into the guild...
take any to the graveyard
the proff of contract sahl be the burial of the chicken
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Khamsin Posted Nov 1, 2003
if you want I left some stuff in the training groung as well
*whispers* I think I left explosives in the training ground you might want to pick them up before Dr Anthea finds out
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 1, 2003
I will be needing some materials: HTH pool chlorinator, Carbonated soda, potassium permanganate, PVC pipe fittings, do we have these things here or must i go out and about looking for them?
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Khamsin Posted Nov 1, 2003
the Carbonated soda, potassium permanganate are just over there
*points to the containers on the wall*
the other things go ask the ducks for them 
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Nov 1, 2003
i believe ive made a mistake, i went to the store to look for rubber chickens instead of the ducks, somewhat of an embarassment you could say. oh well, TO THE DUCKS!
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- 101: U218534 (Nov 1, 2003)
- 102: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 1, 2003)
- 103: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 1, 2003)
- 104: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 1, 2003)
- 105: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 1, 2003)
- 106: Wøñkø (Nov 1, 2003)
- 107: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Nov 1, 2003)
- 108: Khamsin (Nov 1, 2003)
- 109: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 1, 2003)
- 110: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 1, 2003)
- 111: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Nov 1, 2003)
- 112: Khamsin (Nov 1, 2003)
- 113: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Nov 1, 2003)
- 114: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 1, 2003)
- 115: Khamsin (Nov 1, 2003)
- 116: Khamsin (Nov 1, 2003)
- 117: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 1, 2003)
- 118: Khamsin (Nov 1, 2003)
- 119: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 1, 2003)
- 120: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Nov 1, 2003)
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