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Wøñkø Posted Jul 6, 2004
oh... whoops... it had a mask on...
OK, you try coming up with an appropriate excuse.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jul 7, 2004
I suppose it's up to me and Joe to perform our usual miracle?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 7, 2004
well you dont have to... 
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jul 7, 2004
Bung him on the table. I can see I'll get little sleep tonight!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 7, 2004
but what if all the anesthetic is convenently stolen?
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jul 8, 2004
You'll be surprised what a good chemist can cobble together!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 8, 2004
you mean your not just going to hit him over the head with a half brick?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 8, 2004
...if he were a great chemist he could cobble together one of those plastic mallets that makes squeeky noises when you hit things...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 9, 2004
*hits supermoo over the head with a brick*
see its easy...
anyone else want to try?
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jul 11, 2004
The trick is not to leave any marks, that way you can't be sued! I've long since got past the squeaky mallet stage
*Checks colour of liquid in syringe*
That looks about right!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 11, 2004
ah so thats what it is
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jul 11, 2004
If you know what you are doing, you can kill without leaving a mark, or cover your tracks without anyone being the wiser!
*Puts the patient under anaesthetic in order to fix what's wrong*
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U218534 Posted Jul 13, 2004
Um, Geddon...
I probably shouldn't say this. Anthea will ensure a major incident happens later this afternoon. 
I've been cut off at home. My access is... sporadic, to say the least, until I move house at the end of August. Could you... keep an eye out for stuff? 
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jul 13, 2004
I'll keep an eye on things for you, Joe. It sounds like I may be busy....
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 14, 2004
*apperes*
Medic... I feel ill... 
godbens been hurt hes in the pit under my office
and Kat is being tortured at the moment...
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Khamsin Posted Jul 14, 2004
*enters* I need the same help... except who is Kat
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 14, 2004
shes.... an assassin who annoyed me...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 14, 2004
yeah thats what i thought... 
so she payed a visit to the torture chambers
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- 1503: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jul 7, 2004)
- 1504: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 7, 2004)
- 1505: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jul 7, 2004)
- 1506: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 7, 2004)
- 1507: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jul 8, 2004)
- 1508: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 8, 2004)
- 1509: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jul 8, 2004)
- 1510: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 9, 2004)
- 1511: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jul 11, 2004)
- 1512: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 11, 2004)
- 1513: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jul 11, 2004)
- 1514: U218534 (Jul 13, 2004)
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- 1516: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 14, 2004)
- 1517: Khamsin (Jul 14, 2004)
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