A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
U218534 Posted May 26, 2004
Well, some have always been put off by the fact that I'm the medic...
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
U218534 Posted May 26, 2004
Well, maybe that came out wrong; what I mean is that perhaps some of the male assassins might be more inclined to have treatment now you're here... and then once they're here, I can test my untested machines of evil on them
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 Posted Jun 20, 2004
Hi, is there a medic in here? I'm only asking because I've recently acquainted my foot with a crossbow bolt, thanks to the good doctor. I really would like some treatment for my foot if that's acceptable. Would I be able to lie on *points* that bed over there?
*Limps over to "that bed"*
*flops onto bed, passing out again due to blood loss*
*wakes up, takes two paracetamol, and promptly passes out again*
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 20, 2004
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
U218534 Posted Jun 21, 2004
ANTHEA!!!!!
Not once! Not ONCE have I had a patient in here EXCEPT when you all know FULL WELL that I am offline!
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 Posted Jun 21, 2004
*comes around*
*groggily*
Erm, hello? Could I please be treated? I am in considerable pain, and if not treated fairly soon will suffer from extreme blood loss.....
*passes out again*
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
U218534 Posted Jun 21, 2004
*wanders over half-heartedly, attaches an IV drip to joeinnes' arm and also some ibuprofen*
Anthea, what do I do about getting blood in? No-one's ever needed any before, to my recollection. I could phone the NBTS, but seeing as this is an Assassins' Guild, surely there must be a pint or two lying around somewhere?
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 21, 2004
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Jun 21, 2004
*wanders in*
Anything I can do,Joe?
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
U218534 Posted Jun 21, 2004
Not that I can think of... have you got any more ideas as to what we can do with this latest guinea pi- AHEM, patient? Latest patient?
The Medic's Office and Treatment Room
Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 Posted Jun 22, 2004
*wakes up before Joe experiments with his new "Ketchup" solution*
*coughs VERY loudly*
*Thanks Joe for the IV drip and 2 ibuprofen*
*swears VERY loudly as he first removes the drip from his arm, and second the arrow from his foot*
*Almost passes out, but manages not to*
Yes, thank you all for your, ahem, help. I'm now off to sort myself out. I'm sure you're a competent medic, Joe, but the thought of being your little project is not one I wish to entertain...
*limp-runs as fast as his one good leg will carry him*
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- 1468: U218534 (May 26, 2004)
- 1469: U521150 (May 26, 2004)
- 1470: Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 (Jun 20, 2004)
- 1471: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 20, 2004)
- 1472: U218534 (Jun 21, 2004)
- 1473: Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 (Jun 21, 2004)
- 1474: U218534 (Jun 21, 2004)
- 1475: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 21, 2004)
- 1476: U218534 (Jun 21, 2004)
- 1477: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Jun 21, 2004)
- 1478: U218534 (Jun 21, 2004)
- 1479: Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 (Jun 22, 2004)
- 1480: U218534 (Jun 22, 2004)
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