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if your not joining then you have to pay for board and logings....

*is pleased she joined*

Though I have to check all the food for poisons first, it's good stuff

ok...
so i need to create some dorms and a hospital wing....
and maybe someother stuff....

...*unties a small pouch from her belt...tosses a bag filled with gold coins and African rubies onto the oak table...*

That should take care of my stay for some time.
Be warned, before you accept it. Ther is a certian pirate who "may" one day come to try and do me in.
...*sits with face resting in one palm...*
Is this a 'true' place of protection?
If so, I'd like to see some of you in action....*her fingers drum against her lips...stiffeling a smile...*

*looks at bag of jewels*
you have a target in mind?

*Strolls in to the room ,carrying a pair of very large underpants *

Nobody would have an objection to me hanging these on the radiator i trust?

* By the look of him, 'trust' is not a word he knows an awful lot about *

i...i was just about to make some dorms
you could put them in there

I'll just keep hold of them for now thank you.

*Clutches pants to chest*

Rude of me to interupt, pray continue.

*Listens for further 'Pirate' References*

i think pan is gone for now
*examins jewels*

Would you like any assistance in counting those, i'm sure i could help.

*Wrings the pants in his hands*

no its ok
*right then pan if your not joining rent is a jem a week
so this will do you a year

Then it's a done deal.

You know Sir, those, er, underpants are about the size of a small main sail.
Are you an ole' salt? Or am I alone?...*turns the gold ring that has been stabbed thru and thru her left earlobe...*

* Proudly unfurls his pants*

You are not mistaken my good man, i sailed the seven seas under Captain Werekitty, but there was talk of ' Downsizing' the crew, so i took a re-start course at my local college, and became the lethal killing machine you see before you.

Really?...*rises and slowly walks around this ole' salt...looking him up & down...*Have ya' been away fer so long ya' can't tell a woman when ya' see one?...*blows warm air across his collar...*
Perhaps you've seen my mark aboard a clipper?
...*unsnaps dagger & swiftly makes her mark on the oak table before her...*

* Feels very hot under the collar all of a sudden*

Cor, you'll cop it when the boss sees that table........nice mark though.

* Stares longingly at Pandora's chest *

Sorry Miss, you're right of course , i've just noticed your fantastic chest, it's huge isn't it.

*Walks over to old seachest in the corner of the room*

Oak if i'm not mistaken.

so, has anyone killed this "Robyn_The_Queeg" yet? and if not, where should I kill him/her/it?

I prefer to call my sea chest a 'box', as in Pandora's Box.
sess

What matter does it make where you kill a person?

"Dead be dead" is how the saying goes from where I hail. But I am far from home. I shall try to adjust to my new surroundings.
And this new motley crew I find myself within the midst.

...*snaps & unsnaps the sheath of the dagger with the nervous energy a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs...*

*walks in and swinges her feet up onto the table*
who scrached it?
*points at the scraches on the table*
oh and Robyn is still alive... strange that...
the price on her head is £500
it might go up if shes proving to be a bother...

walks into the room from the end opposite the entrance. that just so happened to be a solid wall.

ur alarm system for detecting ppl seems gd. an i spose thats just the ones i spotted.

how many silent alarms did i trigger that alerted you of my coming?

*looks at a small electronic device*
around 12...
thats the lowest record yet...