h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...*returns freshly cleaned and dresses...one long braid down her back...new half saber in place where her bejewled dagger once lay...*
Hmm. I don't see my dagger on the table. I see no dagger on ANY table.
Is someone wanting trouble with me?
I know my gold coin pouch is lighter and no longer tied in the slip knot that once held it. This...*puts thumb under pouch...*is the w*rk of an ole' salt. Perhaps a knot tying thief? I'll wait right here, for his return.
...*sits back in her chair...rests her head back as she reaches for her flask...rolls her eyes...notices a sparkle...*
I'll be gotohell in a hand-basket! Hahahahahaha!
...*steps onto chair to table...jumps up and grabs her beloved dagger...landing back on the table top...*
Men, there's no living with um and ya' can't kill um.
Oh, wait. Yezzzz ya' can!
...*kisses her dagger...removes the new saber...replaces the dagger...slides the saber into the side of her boot...*
Bloodyhell. I'm really starting to like this place.
...*opens a paper with bread and cheese within...and a pint of Medera wine...unrolls a cloth holding a knief...has a bite & drink...*
I'd say Natai has a surprise coming his way. Oh yeah. Hmm.

what kind of surprise

WIRO - I am reminded of the movie "The Three Musketters" where Porthos claims frequently that "This sash is a gift to me from the Queen of America" amongst other claims...

curently a bit tired, im sorry i don't understand ....

...*sticks her knief into the table...*He calls me "liar".
Killing is one thing, being a thief another. But a liar? Not I Sir.
...*shoves the dagger into Natai's face to show the Royal mark...*
I saved his hide once, this was all he had to give at the time as we were in the hills.
...*leans very close and seductively into Natai...*I have nothing to prove to YOU Sir...if anything it would be the other way around.
...*pushes off his chest as he leans in for a kiss...*Hmm. HA!

*goes over and checks the camera sees it is still working*

*bows, but still keeps an eye on Pandora*

My apologies, Madame...

*takes out a knife throws it into the air and catches it on the end of his index finger, point down. Flicks it up again and catches it on the next finger etc.*
Never argue with someone about their equipment... they'll just end up proving what it is to you in an painful/embarassing way...

~Skenvoy

quite true

argue with everyone, on any subject. often just to stir up a little hornets nest. What can I say... I don't know how to survive unless my mouth is getting me into trouble...

*having made it all the way down to his small finger and all the way back to his index finger theknife is fliked into the air and dissapears*

~Skenvoy

oh... sorry about that... just keeping in practice *hands knife back to Shadow*

Natai, are you wearing a belt?

...*nods a sideways acceptance of Natai's words...smiling as she watches the goings on...*
I'd offer to share my food but I don't want you to accuse the cheese of not hailing from a hooven beast! Hahahaha...
...*sits with elbow on the arm of her chair...resting her chin atop
her bent fingers...amusement dancing in her eyes...*

*watches, but doesn't look like he is watching*

...*watches creachy without creachy knowing she's watching creacy watching everyone without them knowing creacy is watching...*

*continues to watch everyone unaware that Pandora is watching him watch everyone without them knowing they are being watched*

so Pandora I have made my mind up you like Natai prepare a dual!

*starts banging on the table*

YEAH! WE GONNA SEE A FIGHT!

I am looking for a straight answer Pandora to my answer and if I don't get it or I hear what I don't like I am ready to fight