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Wiro Posted Aug 12, 2003
i have exam results, i am an assasin with qualifications in things such as Computing, English, History, Maths, Physics, Thechnology and Bussines management... all to standard grade level 1 i also have french to level 2, but i don't like languages.
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Wiro Posted Aug 12, 2003
i have exam results, i am an assasin with qualifications in things such as Computing, English, History, Maths, Physics, Thechnology and Bussines management... all to standard grade level 1 i also have french to level 2, but i don't like languages.
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Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups Posted Aug 12, 2003
I see not everyone is around (I'm not actually meant to be online in the morning now!) but I've come online just in case anyone wants to speak to me and to take up that fight but it seems like I'm just going to have to go offline again
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 12, 2003
Hows come, everytime I go to the ladies...opti shows up? 
...*finishes off the dragon on the table leg...reaches over to begin caring a knight welding a sword...*Geez, I haven't carved anything this nice since I did that telephone pole for Mr Miller. A totem. 
And that nasty bit where I was straddeling the pole
to wack off a rather large chunk of wood with the hammer and chisle...
...who knew the wood was soft, just there? I put that chisle right thru the wood and into my thigh, right through my new blue jeans. Wanna' see the scar?...*undoes her belt, unsnaps the top two buttons...*Awww, you guys must all have scars too. That's not even a 'battle' scar. ...*closes her pants...&
resumes carving...*
Pink Floyd is *my* pick. I'm sorta' a Flyod-a-holic. But it seems all I ever listen to is Metallica & Ozzy. 
With the headphones that plug into mac, where the CD's located...I can't hear a thing I'm typing! In fact, ...*begins singing...*
your lips move, but I can't hear a word that you're saying...my hands felt just like two balloons...
...*keeps carving whilst looking around for the possible suspected spy...she'll have a fat purse when she catches this one...thinking, still to herself...Natai will have great fun relieving me of my gold...one coin at a time...and he thinks I am unaware...
this makes Pandora smile...quickly lowers her head to hide her chagrin...she never did have a 'poker-face'...* 
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Aug 12, 2003
I didn't see any underwear there WIRO... 
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Wiro Posted Aug 13, 2003
Natai i think you find there was ... thee just isn't anymore thanks to you
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 13, 2003
Why in the World would I wear under wear??
Next you'll be wanting me to wear over wear as well. Sheesh!
...*cuts rather deeply into the knight's crotch area with her carving knief...*Oppsie-dasies. 
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Wiro Posted Aug 13, 2003
anyone need anythign from the store..... do so today / tomrrow its gonna be closed from friday till monday
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Aug 13, 2003
I think we all share in that pain WIRO...q
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Wiro Posted Aug 14, 2003
look at this rate we will be in the next ice age by the time they have a fight
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This spce intentionally left blank Posted Aug 14, 2003
*would personally rather that they didn't fight*
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Wiro Posted Aug 14, 2003
ok, lets get them into the same room 
so that they can make up, yeah that sounds good same room so they can make up
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